One for the girls!!!

[hormygollop]

But doesn't that mean Shelley has to do all the cooking??

You'll be telling us next that she has to clean the house, do the washing and ironing, go shopping, make the beds, and hold down a full time job too!

What is the matter with some women. dont they understand the job description ?

WIFE
=
W washing
I Ironing
F F**k***
E Etc.

Not too difficult, now get off yer but and put the kettle on you know it makes sense

[Linda]

OK - lets get this straight...
I don't do kettles (well made mine blow up Tuesday - apparently they don't like being switched on without water in?),
I don't cook (well I can use the microwave),
and right now there is no proper beer (just nasty Lager) in the fridge (someone drank it all??).
BUT I do have a nice stock of wines and spirits, which I have been sampling tonight (can't you tell?) Anyone is welcome to share those (and yes I can pour them into glasses (clean)) as long as they get here in next 15 mins cause then I'm off to bed!!

Happy now??

[Draig]

on my way.....

[hormygollop]

OK - lets get this straight...
I don't do kettles (well made mine blow up Tuesday - apparently they don't like being switched on without water in?),
I don't cook (well I can use the microwave),
and right now there is no proper beer (just nasty Lager) in the fridge (someone drank it all??).
BUT I do have a nice stock of wines and spirits, which I have been sampling tonight (can't you tell?) Anyone is welcome to share those (and yes I can pour them into glasses (clean)) as long as they get here in next 15 mins cause then I'm off to bed!!

Happy now??

So who made the bacon butties then hmmmm ?

Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.

[RobD]

Kitchens - oh yes. Have you ever noticed how men suddenly lose all logic and common sense when they enter a kitchen? To listen to you lot, you would think it's hard to open a can, put the contents in a bowl, pop it in a microwave, switch it on, take it out and eat it. Not to mention wash up the bowl afterwards!! Yet you can manage to take an engine apart and put it back together?? Are we being conned???

I'll have you know I am a bit of a culinary(?) genius,boil in the bag pizza being my speciality,along with a bit of grilled egg!