Lucky it wasn't a Surf!!!

[Fieldsy]

Deer's 25-mile bumper road trip.

A deer survived a 25-mile ride in the bumper of a car after it was hit by a motorist travelling to work.
The muntjac deer remained unnoticed by the driver who thought he had hit a stone and continued on his way.

Only when he reached Sainsbury's distribution centre in Borehamwood, Hertfordshire, did his colleagues point out the animal was stuck in his Rover



What a !!!!!!!, how the !!!!!! hell could he think he'd only hit a stone

[Vagrant No2]

I'll fire up the BBQ .


Rick

[Koi]

Deer oh deer

[Vagrant No2]

Or as Homer would say : Doh , a Deer . A female Deer ?


Rick

[rubblebags]

Or as Homer would say : Doh , a Deer . A female Deer ?


Rick

Veal eat again, dont no where dont no when ?

[TAZMAN]

He had no i deer what it was.

[welshsurfer]

tow-hitch, a friggin tow-hitch i said, not a bleedin doe-hitch

(this gorra be the best )

[Linda]

Tony nearly hit a Blooming great Roe deer in the road on the way to work the other day - who said you dont need bull bars in this country cos there's no chance of a large animal striking the front of your truck??

Fortunately the brakes on the runner are very good!!

[Koi]

Tony nearly hit a Blooming great Roe deer in the road on the way to work the other day - who said you dont need bull bars in this country cos there's no chance of a large animal striking the front of your truck??

Fortunately the brakes on the runner are very good!!

shame he was in the renault dinner anyone

[Linda]

shame he was in the renault dinner anyone

Hehe - nah - he takes the runner now - he can drive almost the whole way to work on green lanes

[kitesurf_phil]

Vwy did he fail to notice the deer, venison the front of his car?

[poppy986]

Hey I've just seen two old dears go past in a rover!



Chris

[ship]

lucky b*****d, used to take me and the dogs the best part of a night to get one of em in the car

ship

[Fieldsy]

oh well ,there's me thinking the poor defenceless animal might get some sympathy from you lot...............I should have known better


so...If ya can't beat 'em join 'em


When asked how the animal got there, the driver hadn't a clue and said it may have not seen him................and concluded the it could be blind.................and so he when asked what was in he's grill.........he replied " I HAVE NO EYED DEAR".......................th e animal remained motionless, but when questioned again the driver admitted, he STILL HAD NO EYED DEAR.

..........Sorry, that was bad

[Gizmo]

DEERy DEERy me, your a sad lot