To those who say...............

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

"over my dead body" when asked if they want to ride in a Land Rover

Beware what your relatives might arrange


Trev

[Fieldsy]

I can see it now in lights


Fieldsy's First Stiff In A Surf Service

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm,


Thinking about it the 2nd Gen is better than the 3rd Gen for this job, fit rollers on the tailgate as well as the cargo area and you can easily slide the box in - and no door to bang your head on !

Well you can see it now - "go over the ground you will be going under"


Trev

[Fieldsy]

no deffo 3rd gen


"INTERCOOLER INTERGROUND"

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

ok,


We use YOURS for the funerals, mine get's the Wedding Car role !!!

Guess who get's to carry the bridesmaids ?


Trev

[Fieldsy]

yep, but those same bridesmaids will be wearing black stockings for the funerals

[Vagrant No2]

Just back the Surf hearse up to the grave , select 4wd , select drive or 2nd gear if manual , boot it away and coffin self loads into grave . Job done !


Rick

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

where as if the Landy is used as a hearse, you may as well go 1 stage further - a self propelled coffin
Bury the !!!!!! thing once it's got there.

Trev

[TAZMAN]

I've already bought my plot 12' x 8' x 8'. My Surfs gonna be buried with me.

[sumo]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm,


Thinking about it the 2nd Gen is better than the 3rd Gen for this job, fit rollers on the tailgate as well as the cargo area and you can easily slide the box in - and no door to bang your head on !

Well you can see it now - "go over the ground you will be going under"


Trev

Nah sorry chaps its got to be a 1st gen cos you can take the roof of and push the coffin straight in the hole.....no need for pualbearers...saves money so its
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SUMO'S STIFF SHOVNIN SERVICE

As cheap as chips
service with a shove and a smile.

[Fieldsy]

SUMO'S STIFF SHOVNIN SERVICE

Hm?, sure I saw a XXX vid by that name

[kitesurf_phil]

I'm sure the Black Bullet would make a perfect hearse. He he he!!!!!!

[da SLUG man]

i had a stiff in my surf once....

are there rules for driving when there's a funeral procession?... i overtook one in slough a few weeks back and they were going so slow and taking up all the space i really had to squeeze past... the hearse kept jumping red lights too... the road went back to single lane so i pulled in behind the hearse an the rest of the procession was behind me waving their fists at me and all sorts, the miserable buggaz!... especially when i stopped at the red light but the hearse didn't... he just kept on going and none of the others could see it cos my trailler's 16ft high.... eventually he pulled over in a bus stop and let me past!

[Vagrant No2]

[QUOTE=da SLUG man]i had a stiff in my surf once....

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Mmmmmmm, was it a stick of Blackpool rock ?

Rick

[da SLUG man]

[QUOTE=Vagrant No2]

i had a stiff in my surf once....

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Mmmmmmm, was it a stick of Blackpool rock ?

Rick

yeah, and it had your name written right through it!... hehehe!!