Cake thieves

[Vagrant No2]

My wife , Tam (Naughty Knickers) went shopping with Mrs Jotto today . Fine , I thought , she will get me some nice cakes from Costco .
Upon arrival home it was brought to my attention , by said wife , that my lovely cakes were reduced in number by 3 !.
It would appear my mate Jotto and Adam the welder , liked the look of my cakes and decided to reduce the number for my benifit .
I started to eat one of my remaining cakes , when Tam decided to reduce the size of that one by half .
We required a new cooker so I bought one today . I did not remove a door or take a gas ring off for myself , I left it intact as designed .

Can I not have any pleasures in life . I get less cakes but Tam got a COMPLETE new cooker and half a cake .
How am I supposed to keep my weight up ?

Rick

[bensonsnuts]

My wife , Tam (Naughty Knickers) went shopping with Mrs Jotto today . Fine , I thought , she will get me some nice cakes from Costco .
Upon arrival home it was brought to my attention , by said wife , that my lovely cakes were reduced in number by 3 !.
It would appear my mate Jotto and Adam the welder , liked the look of my cakes and decided to reduce the number for my benifit .
I started to eat one of my remaining cakes , when Tam decided to reduce the size of that one by half .
We required a new cooker so I bought one today . I did not remove a door or take a gas ring off for myself , I left it intact as designed .

Can I not have any pleasures in life . I get less cakes but Tam got a COMPLETE new cooker and half a cake .
How am I supposed to keep my weight up ?

Rick

Looks like enough cakes there to start a bakery you ain't going to waste away !!

[rich]

Make her bake cakes in her 'complete' cooker!

[Vagrant No2]

Make her bake cakes in her 'complete' cooker!

Thing is the new cooker is still in the back of my Astra . I can not get it out on my own .
Tam got a pre cooked chicken from Costco to go with the remains of the cakes .
Yum Yum !

Rick

[Guest]

Thing is the new cooker is still in the back of my Astra . I can not get it out on my own .
Tam got a pre cooked chicken from Costco to go with the remains of the cakes .
Yum Yum !

Rick

Tell Tam to go and get some more cakes as you need all that you can get to build up your strength to get the cooker out of the Astra.

Cheers

[ship]

How am I supposed to keep my weight up ?

Rick[/QUOTE]


erm, you seem to be managing quite well on that score m8, despite the cake thieves and i suppose Tam halved the cake using a certain swiss army knife?? , seriously though, cake theft is a heinous crime, almost akin to pie pilfering, i would suggest you take a trip to Amsterdam, buy a load of space cakes and offer them round, then sit back and watch them melt into the furniture (and if there,s any left, i,ll have em )


ship

[AndyLala]

Alternatively,


do the gentlemanly thing and offer to go to Costco shopping yourself (on your own)... Get your cakes (note: separate receipt) and eat them in the car park, before arriving back with said shopping... (not that I have done that before...)

If your good lady wants to go to Costco... fine, not a problem. But 'she isn't to bother trying to lift anything heavy (like a tray of pastries), one wouldn't want you hurting anything...' - 'leave that to your good self...'

AndyL

PS. try not to read anything covert into any of these statements above... but be aware that the bakery at Costco in Reading is just as good... And, of course, I would dream of doing this myself... At least more than once a week...

[jotto]

How am I supposed to keep my weight up ?

Rick

erm, you seem to be managing quite well on that score m8, despite the cake thieves and i suppose Tam halved the cake using a certain swiss army knife?? , seriously though, cake theft is a heinous crime, almost akin to pie pilfering, i would suggest you take a trip to Amsterdam, buy a load of space cakes and offer them round, then sit back and watch them melt into the furniture (and if there,s any left, i,ll have em )


ship [/QUOTE]


I doubt it as its still in the door pocket of my surf awaiting collection from its owner.

Oh and yes the cakes were very nice thank you Rick

[TonyN]

:bwahahaha:

Rick needs those Union Jack shorts and bar to be a snug fit for the next party. Keep eatin' big guy.

[Vagrant No2]

:bwahahaha:

Rick needs those Union Jack shorts and bar to be a snug fit for the next party. Keep eatin' big guy.

Only 3 left now . Tam will have to go back for more supplies .

Rick

[marky]

RUBBLEBAGS is off to CROYDON get him to bring back that WEDDING CAKE LOL

[ship]

I doubt it as its still in the door pocket of my surf awaiting collection from its owner.

Oh and yes the cakes were very nice thank you Rick [/QUOTE]


consider it a donation to the surf posse and long may it cut sozzies at future meets and bbq,s

ship

[Vagrant No2]

Just 1 left now .


Rick

[Vagrant No2]

ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH !!! . Tam's mum Carol (Da Slugmans 'friend') came over tonight . She ate my cake ! .

I am now cakeless .

Rick