She's been earning her keep today

[popuptoaster]

Damn conifers drop bits everywhere!

[woodwarm]

Why don't you branch out and buy a towbar and trailer

[popuptoaster]

Tow bar is on the list.

[Vultch]

Is that one of those air fresheners that hangs off the rear view mirror?

[popuptoaster]

It's the exhaust plume of my new eco rocket motor that runs on diced up fairies.

[Black Sheep]

It's a rare wood burning surf

[charvell]

It's a rare wood burning surf

My sons a tree surgeon just look at this and laughed he said good luck burning that it's soft wood won't last long.

[Black Sheep]

Same as the diesel version then!