Miracle cure, whatever it is! B*LLS**T for one

[Ultimagtr21]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-HIL...#ht_2568wt_721

[shokenore]

What?
It is marvellous
I think it's actually better than that diesel rhino
I swear by it
Honest


Other snake oil and quick fix products are available.
No warranty is expressed or implied.
This offer may be withdrawn without warning.

[slobodan]

For 2.75 it's not bad. A lot of people don't know how to block an EGR.

[shokenore]

For 2.75 it's not bad. A lot of people don't know how to block an EGR.

Sorry Mate
Didn't realise it was your eBay page .
It's amaze balls
Plus I think it gave me an extra 40whp

[slobodan]

Sorry Mate
Didn't realise it was your eBay page .
It's amaze balls
Plus I think it gave me an extra 40whp

If I said 'fold the pipe and cable tie it' I wouldn't make anything.

[Black Sheep]

For a £1 I'll supply a link to a very good search facility on a not to bad website that will tell you how to do the egr fix and also give you a bonus of ladies in boots pics when you work out how to use it

[shokenore]

For a £1 I'll supply a link to a very good search facility on a not to bad website that will tell you how to do the egr fix and also give you a bonus of ladies in boots pics when you work out how to use it

Is that an English £
Or does it have to be one of those Scottish Legal Tender ones ?

[slobodan]

Is that an English £
Or does it have to be one of those Scottish Legal Tender ones ?

Haha, that no-one will take anywhere else in the world.

[BUSHWHACKER]

Fit a petrol V8 if you want to stop the black smoke.

[Ultimagtr21]

And increase grin factor!

[MWS]

" Dear sir.
After having purchased one of your kits, I fitted it using the instructions provided. I greatly hoped that the emissions issue that had been a problem, would be addressed. Sadly that has not been the case, as you may discern from this recent photograph. I therefore respectfully request a full refund of the purchase price.
Yours Etc, etc, etc.".

[Albannach]

Or does it have to be one of those Scottish Legal Tender ones ?

Did you know that bank notes (including those issued by English banks) are not legal tender in Scotland but Scottish notes are legal currency in England and are approved by the UK Parliament?

Also, if one applies the rules governing legal tender (as opposed to legal currency) then the exact amount due would need to be tendered since no change can be demanded. So be very, very, careful with arguments about this

[tashtego]

" Dear sir.
After having purchased one of your kits, I fitted it using the instructions provided. I greatly hoped that the emissions issue that had been a problem, would be addressed. Sadly that has not been the case, as you may discern from this recent photograph. I therefore respectfully request a full refund of the purchase price.
Yours Etc, etc, etc.".

Ha ha, very good picture!

Actually that looks just like the sort of cloud of impending doom that normally emanates from the back of Pajeros!

Edit: not sure if "impending" means anything...sounds dramatic though.

[marcdtr]

" Dear sir.
After having purchased one of your kits, I fitted it using the instructions provided. I greatly hoped that the emissions issue that had been a problem, would be addressed. Sadly that has not been the case, as you may discern from this recent photograph. I therefore respectfully request a full refund of the purchase price.
Yours Etc, etc, etc.".