money scheme for forum

[marky]

Heres One I Prepared Earlier

[RobD]

In principle sounds like a good idea, I think getting ladies across the bonnet will cost though.
Maybe just a calender put together of surfs & runners etc, would be easier to do. Any one got any contacts in the printing trade that could cut us a deal on it. What do you all think, any other ideas.

Do some ourselves,plenty of good calender creation software out there(Calender Commander, http://www.briggsoft.com/calcom.htm)
,do a trial run with a couple of dozen or so to test the water.

[MAD4IT]

Printer

If you can give me a rough idea of size (A4,A3) and how many copies i'll have a word at work !!!!!!!!! Express Printing (free ad. i wonder if my boss will give me a pay rise !!!!!)

[Gizmo]

Heres One I Prepared Earlier

I'll have both if you don't mind marky..She might need a 'leg up' to get on that though LOL

[rusty]

Heres One I Prepared Earlier

Nice headlights!!

[marky]

I'll give you a clue she has the same surname as me

[Gizmo]

Nice headlights!!

And don't forget the bodywork

[rubblebags]

Heres One I Prepared Earlier

Thats no good to you Marky . You aint even got a bed

Sorry could not help myself

Geoff.

[marky]

Thats no good to you Marky . You aint even got a bed

Sorry could not help myself

Geoff.

Who needs a bed GEOFF

[Gizmo]

Who needs a bed GEOFF

Looks like hes got a bed on the back of that....might be a bit hard...oo er missus

[andy]

How about something like this.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

How about something like this.

On a Volvo bonnet - is this a new form of safe sex ?

[da SLUG man]

i've ahd a thought... wait for it...

some blokes have ugly birds... love is blind and all that...

what happens if they want their missus on the callender but she's got a face like a bag of spanners?...


but there again... mantlepiece, fire and all that!

[stimpy30]

well

just think about her as a tool kit polish it and service it and it,ll keep u going (or think of britain and get p****d )

[da SLUG man]

just think about her as a tool kit polish it and service it and it,ll keep u going (or think of britain and get p****d )

what i meant was... how do we tell him that the ugly trout can't be on the calendar?