Thinking about buying another car...

[gwh200]

I took the Dyson apart today. we have had it three years, and it was suffering a loss of suck. I took it apart and gave it a good beasting. It now sucks...bit like other things.

Andy. I have started writing a blog for eventual publication. Can i add you to the read list.

[Albannach]

You would if you could spell.

One typo doesn't give you bragging rights. You need to do better than that to play with the big boys.

[BUSHWHACKER]

[Bonk]

One typo doesn't give you bragging rights. You need to do better than that to play with the big boys.

Apologies. I didn't realise you were fat. I'll still play with you regardless. I'm not that fussy 'big boy'.

[Bonk]

Two shay.....

[Albannach]

Two shay.....

My grand nephew is called Shay, but just the one.

[Albannach]

Apologies. I didn't realise you were fat. I'll still play with you regardless. I'm not that fussy 'big boy'.

I wouldn't say fat; more cuddly than fat.

[Bonk]

I wouldn't say fat; more cuddly than fat.

I'll be the judge of that. When you popping round?

[Albannach]

I'll be the judge of that. When you popping round?

I'm not popping anywhere. You'll just have to trust me.

[Bonk]

I'm not popping anywhere. You'll just have to trust me.

Most people of your size 'pop'.

[Albannach]

Most people of your size 'pop'.

You don't know my 'size'.

[Bonk]

You don't know my 'size'.

You already told me you're a 'big boy' and that I couldn't play with them. Read your posts before you try and make me look small. (Easily done considering your size)

[yoshie]

I wouldn't say fat; more cuddly than fat.

You are fat, a puppy is cuddly. You are a long, long way from cuddly.

[Sancho]

You already told me you're a 'big boy' and that I couldn't play with them. Read your posts before you try and make me look small. (Easily done considering your size)

That doesn't make sense either. If it was easily done, he wouldn't have to try to make you look small.

[Albannach]

You already told me you're a 'big boy' and that I couldn't play with them. Read your posts before you try and make me look small. (Easily done considering your size)

I didn't say I was a big boy, you assumed that; but it's true to say I did tell you not to play with them.

Why are you obsessed with my size?