Thinking about buying another car...

[Albannach]

Sorry buddy, not sure what's wrong with you but, whatever it is, I hope you get it sorted soon. Have you had a chat with your GP? Maybe there's a pill for it.
Looking forwards to seeing pics of the new Skoda, all the best.

I don't need a chat with anyone, buddy. I just need fools, such as you, to stop spouting sh1te to me.

What new Skoda would you like pics of? I can maybe get you a link.

[Albannach]

Is it too early for popcorn?

It's never too early for popcorn

[shokenore]

Is it too early for popcorn?

[tashtego]

Nope, I'm absolutely not angry. What I am is a Scotsman who both dislikes being told what to do by folk who don't know me and doesn't suffer fools gladly. You fall into both categories.

Crystal Meth (no 's') is illegal and for losers. Why would you promote its use on an open forum?

Sorry buddy, not sure what's wrong with you but, whatever it is, I hope you get it sorted soon. Have you had a chat with your GP? Maybe there's a pill for it.
Looking forwards to seeing pics of the new Skoda, all the best.

[Albannach]

Andy must be due his big girl bad week as that does read a tad harsh.

Nah, not harsh. I'm merely eejit averse

[Albannach]

Wow!! The moggy in your avatar looks nice and chilled but your a bit of an angry chappy, aren't you? Ok, how about this: a few hundred quid on an anger management course, the rest you blow on crystal meths?

Nope, I'm absolutely not angry. What I am is a Scotsman who both dislikes being told what to do by folk who don't know me and doesn't suffer fools gladly. You fall into both categories.

Crystal Meth (no 's') is illegal and for losers. Why would you promote its use on an open forum?

[gwh200]

Bono..the mutli millionaire hypocrite singer once stood at a concert clicking his fingers. he did this every 4 seconds. He explained that every time he clicked his fingers, a child in Africa died. Someone piped up from the audience

"Stop clicking your fingers then"

[Wolfracer]

Andy must be due his big girl bad week as that does read a tad harsh.

Maybe he's had a bad experience in the past with a collecting tin rattler?

The best one is "Would you like to help a dying child sir?" rattle rattle.

What do you answer?!

"Yes, but not if you keep rattling that fecking can in my face you #######?"

[shokenore]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meriod

[yoshie]

Andy must be due his big girl bad week as that does read a tad harsh.

[gwh200]

Help yourselves......

Any diet Pepsi?

And I'm on the laptop tonight, to see the letters nice and big.

[Wolfracer]

Cheers Vince, but I think we're gonna need a bigger bowl...

[tashtego]

Help yourselves......

Thanks but they give me terrible heartburn...

[BUSHWHACKER]

Help yourselves......

[tashtego]

The £15k I have available for another car isn't that much money and even if it was; it's none of your business what I chose do with it.

I don't particularly feel the need to change anyone's life, bar my own - that's why I'm spending £15k of MY money on ME.

I'm not putting any more cars on the road; if anything, I'll be taking one off the road. I only use one at a time and I'm not buying new. The number of vehicles I choose to have has absolutely fcuk all to do with you or anyone else.

There are many genuine families in my area; to be honest, I'm not sure what a fake one would look like.

I don't have to give a car or money away to drink, walk and feel great, I do all of them. As for charity, I give both time and money to the charities I support.

Essentially; don't come on here and pass judgement on me or my lifestyle without already knowing and understanding me. You can be as phillanthropic as you like, that's your choice - don't try to ram it down my throat.

So, unless you can come up with a sensible suggestion around which £15k car, with the specification mentioned earlier, I should be looking at - fcuk off.

Wow!! The moggy in your avatar looks nice and chilled but your a bit of an angry chappy, aren't you? Ok, how about this: a few hundred quid on an anger management course, the rest you blow on crystal meths?