Thinking about buying another car...

[Bonk]

You don't know my 'size'.

You already told me you're a 'big boy' and that I couldn't play with them. Read your posts before you try and make me look small. (Easily done considering your size)

[Albannach]

Most people of your size 'pop'.

You don't know my 'size'.

[Bonk]

I'm not popping anywhere. You'll just have to trust me.

Most people of your size 'pop'.

[Albannach]

I'll be the judge of that. When you popping round?

I'm not popping anywhere. You'll just have to trust me.

[Bonk]

I wouldn't say fat; more cuddly than fat.

I'll be the judge of that. When you popping round?

[Albannach]

Apologies. I didn't realise you were fat. I'll still play with you regardless. I'm not that fussy 'big boy'.

I wouldn't say fat; more cuddly than fat.

[Albannach]

Two shay.....

My grand nephew is called Shay, but just the one.

[Bonk]

Two shay.....

[Bonk]

One typo doesn't give you bragging rights. You need to do better than that to play with the big boys.

Apologies. I didn't realise you were fat. I'll still play with you regardless. I'm not that fussy 'big boy'.

[BUSHWHACKER]

[Albannach]

You would if you could spell.

One typo doesn't give you bragging rights. You need to do better than that to play with the big boys.

[gwh200]

I took the Dyson apart today. we have had it three years, and it was suffering a loss of suck. I took it apart and gave it a good beasting. It now sucks...bit like other things.

Andy. I have started writing a blog for eventual publication. Can i add you to the read list.

[Albannach]

Is there such a thing as a forum cease and desist order. We need a lawyer.

Or a vacuum cleaner.

[Bonk]

Happy to have your backing.

You would if you could spell.

[gwh200]

If you had a plane on a conveyor belt that was computer controlled to go backwards at the same speed as the plane went forwards.....

Is there such a thing as a forum cease and desist order. We need a lawyer.