Thinking about buying another car...

[Wolfracer]

Cheers Vince, but I think we're gonna need a bigger bowl...

[gwh200]

Help yourselves......

Any diet Pepsi?

And I'm on the laptop tonight, to see the letters nice and big.

[yoshie]

Andy must be due his big girl bad week as that does read a tad harsh.

[shokenore]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meriod

[Wolfracer]

Andy must be due his big girl bad week as that does read a tad harsh.

Maybe he's had a bad experience in the past with a collecting tin rattler?

The best one is "Would you like to help a dying child sir?" rattle rattle.

What do you answer?!

"Yes, but not if you keep rattling that fecking can in my face you #######?"

[gwh200]

Bono..the mutli millionaire hypocrite singer once stood at a concert clicking his fingers. he did this every 4 seconds. He explained that every time he clicked his fingers, a child in Africa died. Someone piped up from the audience

"Stop clicking your fingers then"

[Albannach]

Wow!! The moggy in your avatar looks nice and chilled but your a bit of an angry chappy, aren't you? Ok, how about this: a few hundred quid on an anger management course, the rest you blow on crystal meths?

Nope, I'm absolutely not angry. What I am is a Scotsman who both dislikes being told what to do by folk who don't know me and doesn't suffer fools gladly. You fall into both categories.

Crystal Meth (no 's') is illegal and for losers. Why would you promote its use on an open forum?

[Albannach]

Andy must be due his big girl bad week as that does read a tad harsh.

Nah, not harsh. I'm merely eejit averse

[tashtego]

Nope, I'm absolutely not angry. What I am is a Scotsman who both dislikes being told what to do by folk who don't know me and doesn't suffer fools gladly. You fall into both categories.

Crystal Meth (no 's') is illegal and for losers. Why would you promote its use on an open forum?

Sorry buddy, not sure what's wrong with you but, whatever it is, I hope you get it sorted soon. Have you had a chat with your GP? Maybe there's a pill for it.
Looking forwards to seeing pics of the new Skoda, all the best.

[shokenore]

Is it too early for popcorn?

[Albannach]

Is it too early for popcorn?

It's never too early for popcorn

[Albannach]

Sorry buddy, not sure what's wrong with you but, whatever it is, I hope you get it sorted soon. Have you had a chat with your GP? Maybe there's a pill for it.
Looking forwards to seeing pics of the new Skoda, all the best.

I don't need a chat with anyone, buddy. I just need fools, such as you, to stop spouting sh1te to me.

What new Skoda would you like pics of? I can maybe get you a link.

[gwh200]

Are you staying with petrol Andy or would you consider diesel?

[Albannach]

Are you staying with petrol Andy or would you consider diesel?

For this one, it'll probably be diesel.

[BUSHWHACKER]

For this one, it'll probably be diesel.