I saw you coming - Owdi

[flounderbout]

So I cracked a rim on my Audi. Rang up the nice man in the dealership.

"I'll have a new rim please", says I, polite as you like.

"Why certainly", says he. "That'll be 880 of your finest pounds sterling."

"Oh no", says I, "I don't want a set. Just the one."

"One rim sir?", says the genial fellow."That'll be 880 nicker."

"Oh, I see", says I, mild perturbed like. "Does that price include a ticket to visit the Mir Space Station, or is your wife going to come and repeatedly suck my plums as part of the bargain?"

Long story short, I now have a new set of four non-Audi rims. Blimey though. Blimey.

[Predictable Bob]

I was reading an article about Audi Dealers the other week and apparently their pricing is based on the model used by London solicitors ...

[flounderbout]

I was reading an article about Audi Dealers the other week and apparently their pricing is based on the model used by London solicitors ...

Tell me about it. London solicitors are all massive pi55 takers too. Fortunately the barristers are excellent value...

[slobodan]

Hang on....

Blew a hose on your Surf.

Stuffed your wife's Porch

Done a wheel on your Aldi..

How's your pushbike?

[Predictable Bob]

Bugger - missed again !

[shokenore]

Can I ask if you are going to break any more cars before the end of January?

[Predictable Bob]

It's always the same - you think you're being a real smartarse and then some mock Serbian comes along and does a proper job !

[slobodan]

It's always the same - you think you're being a real smartarse and then some mock Serbian comes along and does a proper job !

You love Communists, you know you do.

[Predictable Bob]

Course I do - that's why I went to Cuba the other week !

[slobodan]

Course I do - that's why I went to Cuba the other week !

[Predictable Bob]

You won't be happy John - they're turning away from the teachings of Marx and have started free enterprise ...

[flounderbout]

Hang on....

Blew a hose on your Surf.

Stuffed your wife's Porch

Done a wheel on your Aldi..

How's your pushbike?

You joke.

Yesterday a mate gave me a lift to the station. This morning I woke up at 6am and realised that he wasn't coming today.
So I called for a cab, but there wasn't one at that time of the morning.
So then I went out to the shed, and pumped up the tyres on the bike (unused for over a year). Oh and fixed some lights to it. No I'm not kidding. But after I had got it all sorted, I realised I didn't have a key for the lock. So I couldn't leave it at the station.

At that point I started walking. In the snow.

I managed to get a bus part of the way.

I laughed and skipped all the way. Not.

[flounderbout]

Can I ask if you are going to break any more cars before the end of January?

I have no more to break

[Bogus]

I have no more to break

Thats a typical wishy washy poncy southerner excuse, borrow one, hire one, theres loads of options.

[flounderbout]

Thats a typical wishy washy poncy southerner excuse, borrow one, hire one, theres loads of options.