Oh my hell!!!!

[muddle]

i have just had an angry woman screaming at me demanding money from me because when on the way home from from work my dirty surf dropped mud on the road outside her house.

i went to have a look to try and keep the peace and it was a squashed tennis ball sized piece pretty much in the middle of the road.

so i picked it up and put it in a bush on the side of the road, and brushed the little particles away with my shoe.

was this good enough??? oh no no she wanted £200 so she could call the council out to use a road sweeper and clean the roads as the mud could have caused disease and harm her beloved cats.

i was being as friendly and kind as i could possibly be but in all honesty i wanted to stare her to death.

arr some people just born to moan, or do they have so little to do in their lives? her husband/partner looked embarrassed looking through the top window of her house.

[BUSHWHACKER]

Did you punch her between the eyes?

It's the only thing that makes people take notice these days.

[muddle]

drop kick to the tits would have been appropriate.

[shokenore]

i have just had an angry woman screaming at me demanding money from me because when on the way home from from work my dirty surf dropped mud on the road outside her house.

i went to have a look to try and keep the peace and it was a squashed tennis ball sized piece pretty much in the middle of the road.

so i picked it up and put it in a bush on the side of the road, and brushed the little particles away with my shoe.

was this good enough??? oh no no she wanted £200 so she could call the council out to use a road sweeper and clean the roads as the mud could have caused disease and harm her beloved cats.

i was being as friendly and kind as i could possibly be but in all honesty i wanted to stare her to death.

arr some people just born to moan, or do they have so little to do in their lives? her husband/partner looked embarrassed looking through the top window of her house.

That was her gimp

[imotep]

Its ok for her cats 2 S**T all over the place though!!!

[Vultch]

re cats..you beat me too it..

back in the day many yrs ago this female I dated..really critical of my pad dust etc stuff lying around, her place was spotless..
Then the cat came in to her kitchen and made its way to its shitting area and crapped right in the kitchen..the place you prepare food etc.. and thats ok like
I mean if I crapped on her kitchen floor would that be ok

[dazandcaz]

drop kick to the tits would have been appropriate.

I love it here, makes me feel normal and well adjusted

[gwh200]

I have variously and historically;

Punched some mad raging idiot as hard as I could straight on the jaw. He stopped being mad and raging.

####ed in someones turn ups. The person in question was very drunk and irritating me.

Shit in a gobby birds handbag.

Good evening.

[yoshie]

I have variously and historically;

Punched some mad raging idiot as hard as I could straight on the jaw. He stopped being mad and raging.

####ed in someones turn ups. The person in question was very drunk and irritating me.

Shit in a gobby birds handbag.

Good evening.

[BUSHWHACKER]

I have variously and historically;

Punched some mad raging idiot as hard as I could straight on the jaw. He stopped being mad and raging.

####ed in someones turn ups. The person in question was very drunk and irritating me.

Shit in a gobby birds handbag.

Good evening.

Sounds like you'd enjoy a night out in Newport then.

[POPEYE]

I have variously and historically;

Punched some mad raging idiot as hard as I could straight on the jaw. He stopped being mad and raging.

####ed in someones turn ups. The person in question was very drunk and irritating me.

Shit in a gobby birds handbag.

Good evening.

ahahah a man after my own heart!!

[LCR225]

Should add a detour after the next salisbury plains outing that goes right by her house!

[flounderbout]

I have variously and historically;

Punched some mad raging idiot as hard as I could straight on the jaw. He stopped being mad and raging.

####ed in someones turn ups. The person in question was very drunk and irritating me.

Shit in a gobby birds handbag.

Good evening.

Just when I start to think that gra hasn't been about for a while, in he drops. And not as in drop in for a cup of tea, but drop in like the whole of 2 Para.
PMSL.

[Mark7081]

So when are we organising a Forum outing to a nearby muddy field followed by a visit to the local pub via the front of her house?

[gwh200]

I reckon a mass handbag/dumping in/make sure a curry was consumed previously/is much better.
Either that or copy her cat. Go drop your trolleys on her front lawn and curl one up.

Good morning.