Best ebay description yet

[UKWolf]

I think that mum is really !!!!ed and has got the 6 year old daughter to sell dads truck

[Guest]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ex Taliban me thinks ???

Sewerat Bob

What do you mean EX!!!. I'll bring my rocket launcher up to scotland for you to inspect.

Cheers

[Elvz]

The guy was probably born and (rolls around the floor laughing) educated in the UK. Really you've got a lot to thank Tony Blair and his flunkies for 'aven't cha?

[mtber]

ar yew awl tahkin th piz

[woggledog]

huh?

Quote: "Not your normal rubbish"

Does that mean it's some other sort of rubbish?

[Vagrant No2]

It's his key boards fault , its dyslexic .


Rick

[dazzo23]

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.
THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer In waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, But the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

[Vagrant No2]

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.
THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer In waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, But the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

shtblwovfparwwnflutreqnnxll ?

Rick

[South east modifications]

i read it no worries but i did engage my "snatch" filter

so naw than do ya lik dags

[pilgrim fan]

hasn't found spellcheck yet then!!!

[mtber]

Dazzo, you can`t spell rdgnieg it`s rdanieg,

[TonyN]

Kind of sad once you stop laughing. I fear for this country in a few years.

[dazzo23]

Dazzo, you can`t spell rdgnieg it`s rdanieg,

fcunkig satrmsas just copied and pasted it and didn't notice the spelling msktiae until later