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[HONEST AL]

Anybody see that programme on tv last night

"Sax...how to do everything" hosted by two american ladies with big teeth.This bloke was giving himself a,well I wont say in case wodderwicks on,I tell you what,my back hurts now!!

[POPEYE]

You mean a "J Arthur Rank" ? i wouldn't know, me and royalty dont do that sort of thing

[Predictable Bob]

At a guess, given the 'back' comment, I'd say it was a self administered BJ !

[BUSHWHACKER]

I thought all blokes could do that.

[flounderbout]

Why would tilting your head down slightly give you a bad back?

[Predictable Bob]

I think you'll find that the bad back is the result of arching backwards too far ...