Surf Inspections

[Sewerat]

Is'nt it about time that the MANAGEMENT imposed minimum standards for SURF cleanliness ???

A recent survey carried out by a undercover mole ( mole ???? more like a rat !!!) is reported to have witnessed a very poor visual showing on some Surf's.

It is rumoured that over 50% of those Surf's present at a secret location were .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .....................DIRTY

Infact our MOLE noticed that they were so ashamed that they only drove there SURF's at night in the dark

As there is no current water shortage, is'nt it about time the cleanliness standards were raised by members of the Forum.

Come on management take action now !!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted Anon by Sewerat Bob

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Those Surfs were wearing their dirt with PRIDE !!

Bout time your Greenie got grubby


Trev

[Sewerat]

Grubby !!!!!!!!
God have'nt even got the speedo done yet

Sewerat Bob

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Grubby !!!!!!!!
God have'nt even got the speedo done yet

Sewerat Bob

Yes GRUBBY - A green surf NEEDS to be GRUBBY !!!

I was with those surfs you referred to earlier when they, despite overwhealming odds, fought the axis of clean !


Trev

[ohsupremebeing]

Yes GRUBBY - A green surf NEEDS to be GRUBBY !!!

I was with those surfs you referred to earlier when they, despite overwhealming odds, fought the axis of clean !


Trev

The only good looking surf, is a dirty muddy surf. When i come back for a play in the mud, it turns more heads then when its nice and clean. So on my surf the mud stays on for at lest 2 days so everyone can see it

[TonyN]

Bob, your right.

From now on, any Surf not covered in mud at least once a week will earn their owner a spell in the sin bin!

[Simon.O.]

. So on my surf the mud stays on for at lest 2 days so everyone can see it

Tried that once and got the: " You are NOT leaving that filthy great thing in the driveway looing like THAT!" from the Minister of Domestic Affairs

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Tried that once and got the: " You are NOT leaving that filthy great thing in the driveway looing like THAT!" from the Minister of Domestic Affairs

the trick here is to let the Minister drive the Surf in the mud, then said minister will be proud of their efforts and want to display them !


Trev

[Danno]

bugga, just cleaned mine. Rare, I know, but getting too many looks from the old bill!

[da SLUG man]

bugga, just cleaned mine. Rare, I know, but getting too many looks from the old bill!

know what you mean!... went to dentist and into reading this morning... the looks i got!!... it's getting better with the rain though!

[Gizmo]

bugga, just cleaned mine. Rare, I know, but getting too many looks from the old bill!

Its better getting the looks by the Bill than being booked for being a little over the MPH like I was on Monday.....b**gers with a Radar Gun in an area where they are slightly hidden by all the greenery,lights etc

[sumo]

Ok then lets set a standard dirt level..........May I suggest that this is the

MINIMUM

Dirt level anything cleaner than this gets binned.......

[Danno]

THATS the MINIMUM. Blimey Sumo, I get dirtier than that just driving across the site where I work! ( oh yeah this means that shes dirty again. Don't know why I bothered cleaning it in the first place. )

THIS should be the minimum. eh Matt?

[Linda]

I came back from the Pit oneday with the surf FILTHY!! and I mean Devil's Pit Filthy... next morning I parked said muddy vehicle at the station and went off to work. It rained all day and when I got home there was a nice circle of pit mud all round the surf...
Next day I parked at the other end of the car park, it rained again - more mud slid off.
By the end of the week there were 4 deep rings of mud in 4 parking spaces in the car park - noone else would park their clean little cars in them, and they stayed that way for about 3 weeks until the car park got swept!!
Needless to say I didnt have problems parking for several weeks as the muddy spots were always available!!

[Danno]

I know what you mean Linda, bloke next door has moaned at me for leaving a pile of mud in the gutter when I jetwash mine and he gets muddy tyres when he pulls up.

NUMPTY!!