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    Roses Are Red ......


    OK following on from another forum where a poetry thread turned into a Roses are Red thread I thought it might be fun on HILUS SURF too. simple rule, all posts are to be poems based on Roses are Red ......

    A couple pinched from elsewhere to start of with .....

    From me ....

    Roses are blue
    violets are red
    looks like my flowers
    must be in-bred

    ...............

    roses are red
    your lips are blue
    you sucked off a smurf
    and did me too!


    From Cheekygrin .....

    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    That's what they say, but it just isn't true!
    Roses are red and apples are too,
    But violets are violet...violets aren't blue!

    An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green.
    A pinky's not pink, so what does it mean?
    To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
    But ah, what the feck...it's hard to rhyme violet!

    ................

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Just got my surf
    I'm going GOO GOO!


    Get the idea .....................

  • #2
    Roses are red
    Violets are black
    Some rhyme's rhyme
    This one doesn't
    Charlie Don't Surf..http://static.photobox.co.uk/public/...10805138.s.jpg

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    • #3
      Roses, Roses, Grow out the grass
      give 'em to your mum and stick 'em..... in a VASE!


      strawberry's, strawberry's 2 for a pound
      stick 'em in yer garden, they grow out the ground.
      nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!

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      • #4
        Roses really smell like poooo oooooo
        If life's an uphill struggle then downhill from now on can't be that bad?!

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        • #5
          once i bought the whole bucket of roses off the charity fit bird in a night club and ate them in a demonstration of just how drunk i really was...


          the sick kiddies got 50 quid and i got an upset tummy (not sure if it was from beer or roses)... fit charity bird went home without me!
          nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!

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          • #6
            I can't imagine why after that mate!
            If life's an uphill struggle then downhill from now on can't be that bad?!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by dabigman
              once i bought the whole bucket of roses off the charity fit bird in a night club and ate them in a demonstration of just how drunk i really was...


              the sick kiddies got 50 quid and i got an upset tummy (not sure if it was from beer or roses)... fit charity bird went home without me!
              DING DONG THATS YOUR DOOR BELL AGAIN matt

              HA HA HA HA ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
              Enjoying Life after Cancer
              Pops

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              • #8
                Roses are red
                Violets are blue
                I need a wee
                I'm off to the loo

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                • #9
                  Roses are red
                  Violets are blue
                  dabigman is mad
                  hey but who cares
                  Enjoying Life after Cancer
                  Pops

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                  • #10
                    Roses are Red
                    Violets are Blue
                    I sat on the loo
                    and out came the poo

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                    • #11
                      Roses are red
                      Violets are blue
                      There's a bug on the carpet
                      So give me your shoe!

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                      • #12
                        roses are red
                        violets are blue
                        i love anthony
                        everyone else does too!
                        nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!

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                        • #13
                          roses are red
                          some are pink
                          when i see anthony
                          i give him a wink!
                          nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!

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                          • #14
                            roses are red
                            my shoes are shiney
                            i'm off out tonight
                            to drink stella and heiny!
                            nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!

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                            • #15
                              roses are red
                              violets are blue
                              were off to salisbury tomorrow
                              hey you come too
                              Enjoying Life after Cancer
                              Pops

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