News Flash : Southampton/Basingstoke

[Sewerat]

NEWS FLASH
Straight from our roving reporter at the Scottish Border:::::::::

Scottish Parliment to implement new legislation passed today Monday 9th Aug 2004.

Forwith no persons crossing Scottish / English from Scotland, driving a RELAY VAN towing a TRANSPORTER trailer will only be allowed to carry enough money for his or her own food & fuel.

They are banned from buying alcohol for the southern gentry, although under exceptional circumstances they may buy said NIPPY SWEATTIES for maidens

Posted Anon by Costa del Clyde

[Derek T M]

Damm, I was just going to do that as well!



Derek

[TonyN]

They are banned from buying alcohol for the southern gentry, although under exceptional circumstances they may buy said NIPPY SWEATTIES for maidens

Posted Anon by Costa del Clyde

So thats what Ricks cross-dressing is all about! Just a ruse to get a drink outta Sewerat.

Damn thats clever, good old dad!

[andy]

NEWS FLASH
Straight from our roving reporter at the Scottish Border:::::::::

Scottish Parliment to implement new legislation passed today Monday 9th Aug 2004.

Forwith no persons crossing Scottish / English from Scotland, driving a RELAY VAN towing a TRANSPORTER trailer will only be allowed to carry enough money for his or her own food & fuel.

They are banned from buying alcohol for the southern gentry, although under exceptional circumstances they may buy said NIPPY SWEATTIES for maidens

Posted Anon by Costa del Clyde

Watch this guy very closely if he comes to your house, he came round for a cup of tea once and all the spoons went missing.

[pops]

only the spoons you sure?????

and as for the new LAW that just goes to prove scots are tight A****

[Linda]

NEWS FLASH
Straight from our roving reporter at the Scottish Border:::::::::

Scottish Parliment to implement new legislation passed today Monday 9th Aug 2004.

Forwith no persons crossing Scottish / English from Scotland, driving a RELAY VAN towing a TRANSPORTER trailer will only be allowed to carry enough money for his or her own food & fuel.

They are banned from buying alcohol for the southern gentry, although under exceptional circumstances they may buy said NIPPY SWEATTIES for maidens

Posted Anon by Costa del Clyde

So basically you're a tight old git and dont want to buy us any beers??

[Danno]

Unless you are a maiden who fancies nippy sweatties, whatever they are?!

I thought sweatties was slang for for scots as in sweaty socks!

[da SLUG man]

i'm scottish... i'll pop along for my free drinks!...

[Sewerat]

See you there Matt

Sewerat Bob

[da SLUG man]

See you there Matt

Sewerat Bob

i have an english accent mind!... but we can phone my mum to confirm!