Car dealer

[Albannach]

Bearing in mind we live in a quiet wee Cul-de-Sac ...

Today, Shirley had a knock at the door from 'Some Polish bloke!' who wants to buy the Lexus. How long do you think it will be before it vanishes?

[gwh200]

I'm sort of guessing that now would be a good time for an engine conversion...

[yoshie]

Tuesday

[Eddleston]

keep a close eye on it lol

[Ploddit]

What awful stereotyping - he's Polish so therefore a thief?

I run into a lot of Poles in my work and find them generally to be honourable gentlemen.

[slobodan]

Jocks don't stereotype.

[Wolfracer]

What awful stereotyping.

Don't worry its only because he's Scottish - they're all the same up there!

Are you sure he wasn't a Gypsy? That's a far more stereotypable race!

[gwh200]

Don't worry its only because he's Scottish - they're all the same up there!

Are you sure he wasn't a Gypsy? That's a far more stereotypable race!

sort of...

[Predictable Bob]

Gra's DEFINITELY the same cos I saw him wearing a kilt !

Although it may have been a skirt cos it wasn't tartan ...

[Sancho]

Scots. Racists, all of them....

[Albannach]

What awful stereotyping - he's Polish so therefore a thief?

Wind your neck in, it was a statement of fact. Where the #### was the stereotype?

[gwh200]

Scots. Racists, all of them....

what gives you that idea, you shandy drinking southern poof...oh good grief...i've been assimilated!

[Albannach]

what gives you that idea, you shandy drinking southern poof...oh good grief...i've been assimilated!

Aye; you were a struggle though.

[slobodan]

So Graham can no longer say "Purple burglar alarm" then?

[Diezel Weazel]

I'm sort of guessing that now would be a good time for an engine conversion...

Agree, lift the engine out n leave some pedals under the bonnet