My girlfriend may not be happy...

[Fey!]

Depends if its a good year...

If he goes through that much rubber he can class it as a great year!!!

[TonyN]

Are either of you old enough to drive?

Shakira is HAWT!!

[meooo]

You'll be ok, cos they're obviously on your own side of the room....hers' is much neater

[Dodge]

You're fooling no one though, that's not your girlfriend it's a teddy bear.

[leighh]

You're fooling no one though, that's not your girlfriend it's a teddy bear.

She can sometimes look a bit bear-ish, mainly when she comes home from work to find tyres on the bed...

[Rustinho]

She can sometimes look a bit bear-ish, mainly when she comes home from work to find tyres on the bed...

Like this?!

[Sancho]

Like this?!

If so, that bitch is cheating on me. She's the one on the bottom right.

[Overland Tonka]

If so, that bitch is cheating on me. She's the one on the bottom right.

What the one having her nips tweaked!.... Both nips at once!.... Tart!

[Sancho]

What the one having her nips tweaked!....

Yes. She's supposedly 'at a conference in Brighton' (for real). Now I know what kind of conference it is.

[Apache]

This thread is a lot weirder than last time I was here.

[TonyN]

You lot scare me.

[dieselboy]

Like this?!

I've given this site up. Every time I come here it's either naked men, half naked men or gimp outfits.

[Rustinho]

I've given this site up. Every time I come here it's either naked men, half naked men or gimp outfits.

I couldn't help it. The "bear" thing was just too easy a chance to miss!

[leighh]

I couldn't help it. The "bear" thing was just too easy a chance to miss!

It worries me that that's the image that spings to mind when you hear "bear"...

[Rustinho]

It worries me that that's the image that spings to mind when you hear "bear"...

Not half as worried as my mother-in-law was when she did a google search for "bear webcam" and expected to find something from a zoo that my 3 year old son could watch while he was sat on her knee...!