@ all our london and birmingham members

[Apache]

Worst we get here is a blue-rinse drunk in charge of a mobility scooter.

[Rustinho]

In the midst of a genuinely frightening set of circumstances, one can always find a glimmer of humour.



Looting poundland. For lots of packets of cheap crisps. When you're too fat to run away. EPIC FAIL.

[mattisaLN130]

This rioter is not the sharpest tool on the shed... he's definitely a tool though.

[Surf01]

Although the majority appear to be from ethnic minorities the following video ilustrates that members of the majority ethnic group join in! Totally shocking what they do: http://www.iol.co.za/news/world/vide...bbed-1.1115056

[Vultch]

Agreed that piece of scum was white...

[Surf01]

Africa to send troops, food parcels to UK as riots spread ETHIOPIA. The African Union today adopted a unilateral resolution to deploy army troops and care packages to England as looting and violence spread from London to other major cities. Spokesperson Charity Khumalo said “We can no longer stand by while these savages tear themselves apart.”

The AU, meeting today in an emergency session to discuss the ongoing rioting in the UK, has declared that they will do “everything in their power to help bring civilisation to England”.

“It’s just so sad, you know?” said Khumalo, speaking from the organisation’s HQ in Addis Ababa. “Sitting here and watching them on TV while their society implodes. We cannot in good conscience remain idle and let it happen.”

The AU has announced a range of initiatives that Africans can get involved with to help alleviate the misery of the English.

“For instance, we have launched an ‘Adopt an English child’
programme,” Khumalo explained, showing journalists brochures featuring the faces of English kids. “If you donate a mere R50 a month, you can see to it that sweet little Johnny from Peckham receives a basic education, a pack of condoms and a pair of pimpin’ Nikes.”

Khumalo also said that the AU would be parachuting in dentists along with army troops as part of a ‘Feel better about yourselves, Brits!’
initiative.

“You can understand why they’re turning on each other,” the spokesperson told journalists. “You look in the mirror and you see teeth untouched by modern dentistry. It’s heartbreaking enough to make anyone put a brick through a Starbucks.”

The organisation also plans to air-drop care packages on major UK cities.

“Vegetables, mainly,” Khumalo confirmed. “We’re sending them vegetables and toothpaste.”

The AU’s flagship event, however, will be a star-studded rock concert to be held in Johannesburg, with all proceeds going towards the establishment of mobile libraries around the UK. Artists ranging from Mafikizolo to Steve Hofmeyr have pledged to perform at the show.

“As a humanitarian, it’s the least I can do,” Hofmeyr said yesterday.
“I look at those photos of the adorable little beasts knifing each other in fights over looted X-Boxes and I want to hug them and give them a nice hot cup of Milo.”

Meanwhile, the week’s events have seen terrified South Africans in London and Manchester packing their bags for home.

“This country is going to the dogs, dude,” said Werner du Preez, a gap-year student from Johannesburg. “I’ve been offered a nice little two-bedroom place in Soweto where I can feel safe again.”

[Surf01]

Here is a very well written article about the riots and the reason behind them. See http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-of-order.html It is basically what every one on this forum has been saying!

[srbsma]

Did anyone hear about the girl who got arrested whilst looting a currys store, whilst wearing her currys uniform!

[Sancho]

Did anyone hear about the girl who got arrested whilst looting a currys store, whilst wearing her currys uniform!

[Karma Supra]

Seriously.... is that someone bumming a post on the right?

[Sancho]

Seriously.... is that someone bumming a post on the right?

No, that's a post bumming someone.

[Sancho]

You've reminded me, though, have you seen the guy on the right of this one:



Some proper classics here, BTW: http://photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/

[PM0077]

Unbelievable, someone's even nicked her strides.

[Fey!]

This is an American youtube blogger, Philip DeFranco. His opinions mirror those here. From 4:04.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Qsd...&feature=feedu


I hope that any of you caught in the trouble areas are all OK.

[JUDWAK]

its fekin crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLSAGnHNqGc&NR=1