Burglar gets a good seeing too....

[Karma Supra]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/869158-...an-hairdresser

[ROMEROTECH]

I'm moving to Russia to start a new career!!

If you want to rob my house when i'm there you'd better look like Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz or Liv Tyler oterwise i'm going to knock you out and feed you to my dogs bollox first!!

[Karma Supra]

I just want to know where so works so I can pack my crowbar!

[Chillitt]

In Soviet Russia, Householder screw burglar!