It's the start of 'National Childhood Obesity Week' and a council has decided to shell out £100k for a footpath between a school and the local McD's. You couldn't make this sh*t up

Will stick slicks on my old wheels and use them on the road when the weather's cack.
Whats wrong with wearing normal trousers and good old bicycle clips. 
Whats wrong with wearing normal trousers and good old bicycle clips. 

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