How not to use a bouncy castle

[Vagrant No2]

When using a bouncy castle always ensure there is sufficient air in it before launching a 20 stone Vagrant No2 onto it . Result : very sore ribs , none broken , but it still hurts to cough , sneeze and drive .

Rick

[marky]

I bounced off one onto a kids bike once & that hurt

[Vagrant No2]

My mate used to own one and had a party for his sons Christening . A kid was sitting on the entry step to the Castle when I jumped on it , the kid flew about 4' in the air and landed hard on the ground . I laughed but his mum didn't .


Rick

[TonyN]

shady looking charaters in a bouncy castle....

No1

[TonyN]

No2

[TonyN]

No3

[Vagrant No2]

No2

Yes , injury no.1 to my left ankle .

Rick

[sumo]

When using a bouncy castle always ensure there is sufficient air in it before launching a 20 stone Vagrant No2 onto it . Result : very sore ribs , none broken , but it still hurts to cough , sneeze and drive .

Rick

Ah yes but Rick did make some funny noises in the back of my motor on sunday... I felt sooooooooo sorry for him that the tears of mirth were rolling down my legs.....

sumo.

[rich]

I might have nearly broke both your ankles but I had to try and breath

[Vagrant No2]

I might have nearly broke both your ankles but I had to try and breath

Anyone spot the Koi's face poking through the side above our heads ? At least he was standing then .

Rick

[Vagrant No2]

shady looking charaters in a bouncy castle....

No1

Why is Rich staring at my rear . Are you going to get a tattoo like Matt , but with my name not Anthony's ?

Rick

[rich]

I already have, I am afraid it is self love though. Sorry Rick.

[kitesurf_phil]

I bounced off one onto a kids bike once & that hurt

I jumped on a trampolene that had, unbeknown to me, been left out all winter and had gone rotten. Went through with both legs straight. Really jarred my back up. Did I ever tell you that I used to be 6Ft tall?

[Mrs Jotto]

No3

I have to live with that odd looking dodgy character. Lots of sympathy PLEASE!!!!!!!

[pops]

I have to live with that odd looking dodgy character. Lots of sympathy PLEASE!!!!!!!

He's ok its our terrie that needs a medal as well as you.

look at it this way YOU living with him spares lots of others in the world.
SO that means your doing the world a service i think