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[flounderbout]

Didn't Henry do one for wri**t-phil**ps?

shhh...!
But no.
More's the pity. I'd happily take £50k of some footballer for a worthless injunction.

[J i m s t e r]

What did S.W*-P* actually do? Or is alleged to have done?

[flounderbout]

What did S.W*-P* actually do? Or is alleged to have done?

Nothing at all. I just happened to see him swinging into Lincoln's Inn in his Bentley the other day, presumably to see m'learned friends for some reason or t'other. And since he isn't married (at least to the best of Google's knowledge), then it wasn't to talk about divorce settlements... Personally I think that it might have been him that shagged that octopus in the London Aquarium...

[slobodan]

Personally I think that it might have been him that shagged that octopus in the London Aquarium...

Cheryl Cole?

The nation's darling?

Wye aye.

[J i m s t e r]

How, precisely, does one shag an octopus? If I was so inclined (and I am not in the least), I still wouldn't know where to start. The "Every hole's a goal" rule goes out of the window, surely?

There's a beak in the middle, IIRC. Common sense would exclude that for starters.

And what if it was a Mr. Octopus?

Perhaps Freddie Starr would know. Let me have a look...

In 1994 Freddie Starr was again the subject of tabloid newspaper attention in Britain. Thousands of pounds worth of jewellery went missing from Starr's home where a man named Robin Coxhead worked as a gardener and Coxhead was suspected of stealing it. When questioned by the police, Coxhead claimed to have given oral sex to Starr over a period of five years, and that the jewellery had been given to him as a reward. The case went to court and Coxhead was discredited when he was unable to state whether Starr's penis was circumcised or not. Coxhead was found guilty and sentenced to 15 months in prison in 1995.[6]

Robin Coxhead. What a handle, considering the circumci.. circumstances.

[flounderbout]

Personally I think that it might have been him that shagged that octopus in the London Aquarium...

My mistake - that was John Terry...
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201002012427/

[slobodan]

haha de Mash is the truth.

Wye aye does mi tramp stamp luke big in this

[Maverick]

Every, lazy, uneducated, thick, neanderthal, halfwit, moron, idiot, know all, tw@t, prat, fanny (et cetera, et cetera, et cetera) that comes on here and types like the OP, says they are dyslexic. Interestingly, the known dyslexics on here have almost flawless spelling, grammar and syntax. Go figure...

I'd like to point out,

It isn't me!

but thanks for the compliment

[meooo]

I'd like to point out,

It isn't me!

but thanks for the compliment

soz cant blive tha m8ee

[bigrimz]

right just seen coolest surfever on ebay 4sale soz no good at putin pichers up but its flames on front an horor film pichers elm st and etc side anback thats wot i wont is he a member on here an dose he do other cars or just is own can he give a qoute me uncle can spray and he sez hel have a go but idont think hes good as ebay coz hes a genus cant get rangy wheels an tyres any more now coz me mate sez man locks it in garege at nite now lol

[Predictable Bob]

I'll join in (Cos I'm bored and knackered) ...

Is it this one ?


If so then he used to be a member but got the hump cos people were honest when he asked for opinions ...

BTW who's your uncle ?

[stormforce]

I'll join in (Cos I'm bored and knackered) ...

Is it this one ?


If so then he used to be a member but got the hump cos people were honest when he asked for opinions ...

BTW who's your uncle ?

It's his mum or dads brother

[si tate]

It's his mum or dads brother

No it's not, it's his auntie brother.

[si tate]

right just seen coolest surfever on ebay 4sale soz no good at putin pichers up but its flames on front an horor film pichers elm st and etc side anback thats wot i wont is he a member on here an dose he do other cars or just is own can he give a qoute me uncle can spray and he sez hel have a go but idont think hes good as ebay coz hes a genus cant get rangy wheels an tyres any more now coz me mate sez man locks it in garege at nite now lol

That is a really awesome truck, you will need to dig deep to afford that beast.
That guy really knows how to paint, and the detailing is outstanding.

[MWS]

Maybe he's The Man From U.N.C.L.E. And this is a pic of our chum "jase" and the aforementioned enjoying a "boys night out" in Barrow in Furness.....Cheers....Mick.