It's good but it's not right.

[slobodan]

That's a bit overboard for a cricked neck.

A Ronaldo moment?

[Sancho]

Same as usual - wakeboarding. How did the wedding go? Is your head less sore than mine yet?

My mate broke his femur wakeboarding. Just thought I'd lighten the mood...

[gwh200]

Apparently , wakeboarding can bring on syphillis!

which one is the femur sanch', is that the one that keeps your Johnson pointing north?

[Sancho]

Apparently , wakeboarding can bring on syphillis!

which one is the femur sanch', is that the one that keeps your Johnson pointing north?

It's the bit between the hip and the knee, latin name 'topus halfof legus'. So, yes, I suppose it helps keep the old chap in position....

Edit: If you're referring the 'banjo string', that's a frenulum. Break that and you're in a world of blood.

[gwh200]

Yes...frenulum...yes...world of blood...still fathered three kids...ouch.

[flounderbout]

That's a bit overboard for a cricked neck.

A Ronaldo moment?

My wife shattered her pelvis wakeboarding, and I broke my neck. Hey ho.

This time the Xrays show that I am inwincible however. So a very tedious day in A&E for nothing...

[gwh200]

Ooh look, I came out in sympathy.

[slobodan]

This time the Xrays show that I am inwincible however. So a very tedious day in A&E for nothing...

So not even a cricked neck?

Drama queen.

[TonyN]

lol jeezus.

You know a weak girly neck is going to cause trouble every time you bury the throttle on Lexurf, you'd better give it to me and stick with an oil burner.

[slobodan]

lol jeezus.

You know a weak girly neck is going to cause trouble every time you bury the throttle on Lexurf, you'd better give it to me and stick with an oil burner.

He'll be OK if he nicks that floaty hat thing and wears it when driving.

[flounderbout]

I hate you all...