food poisening

[animal]

Well I've had a fun day. I've been up since 2am chucking my guts up.
I don't think I've ever felt this rough.
Turns out its food poisening from chicken meat bought from our local chip shop.
I've eaten nothing all day as it just comes back up and my guts feel like someone is twisting them .

When will it end!

Don't think I can take much more but the quacks say they won't do anything unless I've been vomiting for at least 2 days

[gwh200]

How's the other end...doing the sour apple quickstep are we, dancing the bisto waltz...are you in fact performing the rusty sherrifs badge fandango...whilst screaming down the great White telephone?

hope you feel better soon. If you need help just shout for your friends, hugh and ralph.

[Rustinho]

Well I've had a fun day. I've been up since 2am chucking my guts up.
I don't think I've ever felt this rough.
Turns out its food poisening from chicken meat bought from our local chip shop.
I've eaten nothing all day as it just comes back up and my guts feel like someone is twisting them .

When will it end!

Don't think I can take much more but the quacks say they won't do anything unless I've been vomiting for at least 2 days

Bad luck, dude!

Hopefully it shouldn't last much beyond 24 hours - just keep your fluid intake going as much as you can (get yourself some dioralyte or similar from a supermarket - it's well worth it).

Get well soon, matey.

[gwh200]

Bad luck, dude!

Hopefully it shouldn't last much beyond 24 hours - just keep your fluid intake going as much as you can (get yourself some dioralyte or similar from a supermarket - it's well worth it).

Get well soon, matey.

Will you please, just for once, stop being sensible and take the pi55.

[Shalershasker]

Will you please, just for once, stop being sensible and take the pi55.

[Rustinho]

Will you please, just for once, stop being sensible and take the pi55.

[puddlesurfer]

Bad luck, dude!

Hopefully it shouldn't last much beyond 24 hours - just keep your fluid intake going as much as you can (get yourself some dioralyte or similar from a supermarket - it's well worth it).
Get well soon, matey.

Probably best to send someone else to the shop! - Hope you feel better soon.

[Shalershasker]

Probably best to send someone else to the shop! - Hope you feel better soon.

Indeed, but at least there will be a trail he can follow to get home again.

[POPEYE]

I had a dose of that from a dodgy burger off a van, laid me low for 3 days, it really helps if the sinks right next to the lavvy, (i'd play you Kevin Bl00dy Wilson's "i'll never $hit solid again" if i knew how to do it,)

[Wolfracer]

My mrs had it for days....(sorry Steve!) all she could manage to eat was fried chicken from our local Chippy, but she couldn't even keep that down...


Get well soon bud.

[animal]

Lol. Yeah getting to far from the lavvy has been a bit risky today but its calmed a bit now

I've got some of that blackcurrent diaralyte. And Omg is that stuff vile or what, tastes nothing like blackcurrent

[MWS]

Lol. Yeah getting to far from the lavvy has been a bit risky today but its calmed a bit now

I've got some of that blackcurrent diaralyte. And Omg is that stuff vile or what, tastes nothing like blackcurrent

Look on the bright side, Steve. there are super models who would kill for that kind of sudden weight loss!.....Cheers....Mick.

[HONEST AL]

Two bob bits

I dont often do this but (no pun intended)I really must take some forum members to task about the way they take the mick out of someone who is really not at their best,stop it you lot.

Only real bit of advice I can give,if you have to bend down keep your knees together....Its only messy if you follow through

[gwh200]

I dont often do this but (no pun intended)I really must take some forum members to task about the way they take the mick.

If thats the case, dont post a subject that invites ridicule, on a public forum.

I take exception, to people who take exception.

[Chillitt]

If you think thats bad, I got a portion of chips from the new chippy in town on Saturday, and they charged me £3.50 for them!