Hard faced barstewards!

[flounderbout]

I'm afraid if someone keyed your Surf it was unlikely to be some little scrote. It was almost certainly some middle aged eco-warrior with not enough intelligence to appreciate that replacing a 15 year old truck with a gleaming new Toyota Prius is not actually doing the environment any favours.

I did actually key my own car once - trying to get the key in the lock pi$$ed up after a night out, and made a hell of a mess of it. And all I was trying to do was get home safe. It was almost worse that it was me AND not my fault. Hell in fact it was definitely worse.





Seriously sorry to hear about your respective woes. Its a ###### nightmare when it happens.

[Karma Supra]

WHAT!.....You've got to be fcuking joking, surely?????.........I was looking at an undriveable car, a major repair bill and lost earnings!!!!!!....Kindly explain to me how thats "almost worse".....

I think you misunderstood my point... Of course more damage = worse...

Do you have some kind of commercial insurance that covers loss of earnings etc?

[MWS]

I think you misunderstood my point... Of course more damage = worse...

Do you have some kind of commercial insurance that covers loss of earnings etc?

Illness or injury, yes, but sadly not for theft or vandalism......Cheers....Mick.

[Karma Supra]

Bugger.

Well I hope the things go off in their faces when they are refitting them!

[MWS]

As a post script to todays jolity, when the boys in blue finally turned up, approximately 5 hours after I first rang them, I noticed that one of them looked about 12 years old. Strangely, he was the one who seemed to take control of proceedings. After taking miscellaneous details, including my date of birth AND BIRTHPLACE!, He went on to ask me, after viewing the scene of utter devastation, to give him an approximate figure of how much the repair would cost. I was about to explain to him that I was a driving instructor , and not a claims assessor when his colleague got a bit embarassed, called him over and mumbled something to him, about "shutting up". Anyway, when they finally left, I could'nt decide wether to thank them, for their prompt appearance, or to pat PC junior on the head, and give him a lollipop......Cheers.....Mick.

[slobodan]

AND BIRTHPLACE!,

I hope you said Birmingham.



yowlrightmate.

[MWS]

i hope you said birmingham.



Yowlrightmate.

Bostin!

[madmanc]

Anyway, when they finally left, I could'nt decide wether to thank them, for their prompt appearance, or to pat PC junior on the head, and give him a lollipop......Cheers.....Mick.

LOL thats kinda funny but then again ###### hilarious and it seems that juniors are the only people that the police can now employ as they are much cheaper.