New Year Resolutions

[slobodan]

Nothing too unachievable....

Need to lose a stone in weight.

[JUDWAK]

and heres me thinking you were a man
sorry i never know you were a girl worrying about ya weight

[slobodan]

and heres me thinking you were a man

Says the man who's wife makes him live in a shed.

[JUDWAK]

so its all trickery its in need of a lexurf and that means keeping her indoors happy
i have a tip for loseing laods of wieght


stop with the fekin burgers elvis
and put the fekin chocolate back in the fridge you fat fek

[JUDWAK]

i made a New Year Resolution only one

to carry on same has last year and the 5 years before that

[MWS]

Me and the wife made resoloutions to make cutbacks, and save some money.....Cheers....Mick.

[Sancho]

Same as every year......

Live through this hangover.

[gwh200]

I want world peace,a lottery win,to clear out the attic, shoot a rat,snog strange women,look for a new jockstrap,eat possum,blow holes in my pants and find a monkey to spank. I want to keep goats,lose sheep and forget about wallabies. I'd like to lose weight,grow teeth and be raped by linda evangelista. I'd like to stop poo work and start nice work,I want to find roman treasure,just after the farmer croaks. I'd like to salt some beef,when the cows alive.I'd love a sauna with the bunny girls, and to slap Julian clary, not for being a shirtlifter, but just for being unfunny. I'd like to throw a dinner party where Bill Bryson Steven Fry and dara óbrean attend. I'd like Frankie Boyle to visit my mother in law...nuff said. I want the turd in the boxter to try his luck again...haha...loser

Not to much to ask is it?

[slobodan]

I am so with you on the Julian Clary slapping.

[gwh200]

Enough of all this silliness.

I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.



1024 x 786.

[GBV8]

Nothing too unachievable....

Need to lose a stone in weight.

Why not get rid of it all?

A very effective system.

[Predictable Bob]

Enough of all this silliness.

I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.


1024 x 786.

I'd have thought that 1024 x 768 was a better target ...

[Calos]

I'd have thought that 1024 x 768 was a better target ...

LOL

My new new resolution is 1920 x 1080 (+ BLU RAY drive)

peace
cal

[Predictable Bob]

I'm sticking to 1280 x 1024 - my eye's ain't what they used to be ...