You know you're a surf owner when....

[JimL]

you blind drivers 2 miles away with your greesy chin


feel free to add your own findings

[marky]

You hear the twang of knicker elastic when you drive past the girls LOL

[JimL]

You hear the twang of knicker elastic when you drive past the girls LOL

your best post yet Marky

[marky]

Have you ever cruised past the girls & lipread them saying thats NICE

[JimL]

yeh on the bus :-(



how bout when you dont have to take your motherinlaw anywhere anymore coz its too high to get into (cant wait till the wife starts to shrink)!

[AlanM6]

Or you giggle each time you see a Pa*** and fall to the floor cluching your guts in hysterics when your mate shows you his fontera and claims that its the 4x4 he,s just purchased and asks you for your opinion

Oh! the Pain
Help me

[JimL]

- when you can use your end caps to strain the carrots

[Fish]

You know you're a surf owner when....

You climb out of the steep rise that others just cant quite seem to manage!!!!! LOL.





Fish


Still grinning!

[Maddog007]

Have you ever cruised past the girls & lipread them saying thats NICE

Heres a prime candiate for a rear ender.Keep your eyes on the road.lol

[Mike66]

When you write a cheque for parts and always have to ad an extra 0

[kitesurf_phil]

You know you are a Surf owner when...........

When you say to the Mrs, "I'm just going round the garage for a few minutes." and you come back 2 hours later.

[marky]

When you say to the Mrs, "I'm just going round the garage for a few minutes." and you come back 2 hours later.

PHIL the mrs just read your post & said you all do it then

[kitesurf_phil]

PHIL the mrs just read your post & said you all do it then

My shed is a relatively nag-free zone. The garage is totally nag-free.

The only problem is that I have a certain neighbour who is a pain in the arse. I think Harry Enfield based one of his characters on him. "You don't want to do it like that, you want to do it like this."

[marky]

i know the ones you mean: Which part of " SOD OFF " dont you understand

[sumo]

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you get quoted £345 + vat for a costom built stainless exhaust.........but I'm tempted.
sumo.