@ Santa

[si tate]

Hi Santa, can I have a new surf or landcruiser for crimbo.
I will leave you a mince pie & a glass of port as usual but this will be the last time I do because you either can't read or you don't like me because socks are not on my list & never have been.

Yours sincerely
Simon C------E age 37.

[BUSHWHACKER]

I need socks!

[gary-r]

no problem vince - i can pay for lexurf v in socks.

i take it you want the genuine wooly ones made from welsh sheep and not the chinese imported crap.

[PM0077]

Hi Santa, can I have a new surf or landcruiser for crimbo.
I will leave you a mince pie & a glass of port as usual but this will be the last time I do because you either can't read or you don't like me because socks are not on my list & never have been.

Yours sincerely
Simon C------E age 37.

Yikes!

How big is your chimney Si

[BUSHWHACKER]

no problem vince - i can pay for lexurf v in socks.

i take it you want the genuine wooly ones made from welsh sheep and not the chinese imported crap.

Yep, I need thick warm wooly ones, it's damn cold in the garage!

[gary-r]

Yep, I need thick warm wooly ones, it's damn cold in the garage!

just burn the diesel thats left in the truck for heat - i wont be needing that smelly stuff again

[BUSHWHACKER]

just burn the diesel thats left in the truck for heat - i wont be needing that smelly stuff again

Charging the batteries at the moment, wouldn't start this morning.

[gary-r]

dont think id be keen to start either - all that time sat on top of a freezing welsh mountain, must be shivering with a runny nose hehehehe.

ps - been in holland a long time (very flat) so a welsh hill looks like a mountain to me

[si tate]

Yikes!

How big is your chimney Si

Ahhhhh, never thought of that.
Socks it is then.