Where's me 'elf n safety?

[slobodan]

German 'wanna bet' show went wrong.

[BUSHWHACKER]

I bet his nose is two feet wide now!

[western uk]

Vaults sprung technik

[DaveHMS]

Hmm...infanticide. I guess the father/son team won't be doing that again.
I once landed a hang glider on top of my son, who had landed his kite a few mins ahead of me at the allocated landing spot. To this day I don't know how I achieved such a precision landing.
No injuries, but a load of bent alloy tubing & ripped canvas.
My son never came hang gliding with me again.