Stolen snowman

[Sancho]

I love this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583

[greeley]

just seenm it,funny

[Albannach]

It wasn't stolen, it was mercilessly destroyed by a member of this very forum. He even recorded the sickening crime...

[Sancho]

just seenm it,funny

Listen to the phone call, that's the best bit.

[BUSHWHACKER]

It wasn't stolen, it was mercilessly destroyed by a member of this very forum. He even recorded the sickening crime...

Was he eating a chicken sandwich at the same time?

[Ben_D]

I heard that on the radio on way home, nearly crashed through laughing, like something from Little Britain only real. Very worrying, the 'tard obviously though here complaint was valid!!

Ben

[si tate]

I just hope they find who did it, that poor girl must be so upset.

[Sancho]

I heard that on the radio on way home, nearly crashed through laughing, like something from Little Britain only real. Very worrying, the 'tard obviously though here complaint was valid!!

Ben

Were YOU eating a chicken sandwich?

[western uk]

Any Kidnap notes been sent yet ?

[Albannach]

Was he eating a chicken sandwich at the same time?

Probably.

[Vultch]

The RSPCA got one about a cat stuck on a roof, then the cat seemed in distress as snow was starting to settle on it, then another call..sorry mistaken identity, it was a sky dish

[Ben_D]

Were YOU eating a chicken sandwich?

No, I was rolling a fag at the time

[si tate]

Any Kidnap notes been sent yet ?

It's snow joke, this is serious.

Sorry.

[JUDWAK]

Any Kidnap notes been sent yet ?

that reminds me
i kiddnaped some ones beloved boots and sent him photos of them been tied up and put in the oven i sent notes demanding money or the shoe gets it
he sent the first bit at witch stage i was going to own up and have a laff over it
but
has i walked around to the drop off piont
my mate jumps out of a bush and told me he was waiting for this shoe napper he was livid going crazy about these boots
i dare not tell him there and then
i sent some more notes and he was gong mad now
painted messages on his out house wall telling the shoe napper to f**k off
i got drunk one night and thought it funny if the cut the tongs off his boots and post them with pictures and more notes

i forgot i did it untill i was sat with him when the post came
he hit the roof and started to blame other people
then i got a job working a way
i never told my mate about me being the shoe napper
i never thought he would go around beating people up for it but he did

well i was the oakhill shoe napper sorry mick about ya boots if you read this
micks still a lot bigger than me

[western uk]

I heard of one a few years back where an old boys favorite Gnome got nicked from his prize display in his garden.

The Gnome knapper went on a global trip and sent him loads of post cards with funny captions, comments etc.

The old boy was well ####ed off but he got some lovely Stamps !