could be any one

[JUDWAK]

i just took my meds because i was getting slightly i'll and i wont a dinner that i cant eat so i took my meds
while i wait for my meds to come on
i thought i would talk boolicks with ya all

way back many moons a go i had 2 people giving me asel on the phone
it sounded like a guys party or something and these 2 had got my number from some where
both of them talk with a london acsent

i cant fully remember the names now but the silly buggas was useing there full names
i heard there names being said and remembered them at the time
i put they numbers in my phone has p1ss brain and p1ss head
after a few weeks of them phoneing me and giving me shit over the phone i picked up on a few things i saved them up like i do

then one night p1ss brain phoned me i told him to pack it in or i was going to ruin his life i was not not fekin around no more ya fekin doing my head in with silly phone calls
i told him i work days and nights so your not going to get any rest unless you turn your phone off or agree now to stop phoneing me
he told me to get feked ya nothen monkey and hung up
p1ss head then phoned with in seconds and i told him the same thing
he give a simaler reply

what they both did not know was i had been phoneing them at all time of the day
both must have worked together too because both left there phones at home with the wife/girlfriend in the afternoons

so i phone p1ss brains wife up now knowing they have a guys p1ss up every saturday i knew what just to say
so in a very camp voice i said is gay andy there(i say andy but iam unsure)
the girls voice said you must have the wrong number
i replyed i dont think so love i phone him every saturday and we both go to gay orgys on saturday nights him me and his boy friend dave( iam unsure of real names now)
this woman went very quiet then see asked
whats he look like
i replyed i have no idea love we turn the lights off and play guess who
the phone then went dead
i then phoned p1ss heads wife and give out the same story

i then told my wife what i had done and she had to answer my phone and act like my sister
later when my phone rang my wife answered it and then started shouting '' gay george phone''
i get the phone and it was the blokes wifes wonting details
i gave them all they needed to hear

later that day i have 2 broken men sobbing on the phone begging me to explain what had realy gone off
i never did

so if you are or know of them people iam gay george the nothen money
and iam still not sorry at all
i hope you and your wife got over it but if not that'll learn ya wont it

[slobodan]

We had a bully of a supervisor when I was younger.
When was working away, we rubbed a rusty nail into the gusset of a few pairs of knickers that we bought, and the night before going back home threw them in his baggage.
He got home and just threw his bag to his wife for washing.

Ho ho ho.

[JUDWAK]

i once got my mates packed up sandwichs and swoped the contents of one sandwich for a mucky pair of his sisters nickers and put them back
seemed a good idea at the time i was quite high and drunk
he only noticed after he biten into them
he never went back to work tho

[JUDWAK]

some one shit in my pocket at work then throw pepper in my face on the sly
i ran out and washed the pepper off
first thing i did after that
i kicked off calling every body cuboard fronts offering every one out to the car park lets sort it out
i throw my coat stright on
that started a war at work lasted around 6 years

[gwh200]

Too much nastiness in the world.
Put dog sh1t under their car door handles.

[JUDWAK]

one good one i remember was when in wales they gave me a master key and told me its ok that landing only has you lot on it
i could not beleave my luck
first night i went to the bar pulled these old fat ladys that had a crush on young reapy the youngest out of us all
i waited got reapy too p1ssed to know put him to bed
then asked the fat old ladys if they would like to join reapy in his room
i let them in
and at some piont reapy had striped off and layed star fished on the floor
i ran off locking the door
i could hear reapy screaming from my room for about 2 hours
poor kid never turned up at breakfast put his 2 girl freinds did

these were the type of woman that if they stud still too long a farmer would try milking them

[JUDWAK]

Too much nastiness in the world.
Put dog sh1t under their car door handles.

i have bluetacked razer blades before
like i said it started a war that just got out of control and ended in a big fight then we both went on strike
god knows how it turned out like that
me and deep puddle (pete duddle) going on strike together

[yoshie]

One day you will take to many of those meds.




































Hopefully

[JUDWAK]

One day you will take to many of those meds.




































Hopefully

whats up with you ya mordy ars3

[yoshie]

[TonyN]