donkeys

[JUDWAK]

cant stand em

[davec170]

Ass.

[JUDWAK]

eater

[davec170]

Don't make me ignore you again!

[JUDWAK]

Don't make me nore on you again!

you worry me sometimes dave

[davec170]

[JUDWAK]

[davec170]

cant stand em

What about doorbells?


You can't knock them, shirley?

[JUDWAK]

no i dont like em too
iam ok with my pass time
raceing parked cars
i do this on foot its harder than it sounds
i win a lot tho

[John h]

I don't like ...trafic wardens

[JUDWAK]

i dont but i have had 2 let me off
i poped my bonnet and asked for water
he said its ok if you have over heated its fine go to the shop and ask then for water
what i nice traffic warden eh?
i once parked up in rotherham town centre and i parked in a loading bay with out nowing it
i came back from the hole in the wall to find i trafficwarden giving me a ticket
i asked why i was getting a ticket he told me
i replyed well if i done wrong then thats how it go's
he said sorry mate i have all ready filled it out now
i said its ok mate you have a job to do just do it mate
oopps i said i just feked it all up get your self off
what a nice trafficwarden eh

[davec170]

Traffic warden tried to do me once for parking in a disabled slot. I wasn't displaying a blue badge.

"What's your disability then" he asked

I said:

"Tourettes. So F*** off, you c*** w****** c*** s******* t***!"

Still gave me a ticket though. S*** s****** t*** pot.

[BioHazard]

Traffic wardens have uses

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and
when I came out there was a Traffic cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Vote Labour."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.