Why me ?

[Predictable Bob]

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[slobodan]

Yup.

Then they go to uni = more wedge

Then they get to 21 = more wonga

Then they get married = More dough + pi55 up

The they need deposits for houses = unbelievable layout.

Never ending story. (that's before the grandkids)

[TOYOTATONY]

My three kids are 18 today and my wallet is going to get mullered over the next two days ...

All three of 'em...? On the same day...? Not triplets surely!?! You poor bugger!

Anyway...18 huh? Surely a time for celebration? I mean...you are cutting them off now right? They are now adults & should fend for themselves. In fact, if any of them still live with you, they should be paying you rent & keep! A lot of us were fending for ourselves way before 18 right? I was 15 when I had to.

Tell 'em..."that's it folks. The gravy train stops here! Everybody off!"

[JUDWAK]

they are 18 now give them a tenner a peace and tell them to get some cans for ya dad
get drunk and forget about it

[puddlesurfer]

they are 18 now give them a tenner a peace and tell them to get some cans for ya dad
get drunk and forget about it

I like this plan!

[JUDWAK]

well once 18 its beer age send then to the shop to get cans of beer
sit them down and explain how
once 18 you now buy daddy prezzys pay for my car and fix it
take care of my bills and look after your mother
and you 3 pay for 2 holidays a year

try it see how it go's

[Nick V]

My daughter is 21, live and works 2500 miles away and still costs me an arm and a leg!!

Cheers, Nick

[yoshie]

Not the best weekend to have this thread lads.
Not a dig, just maybe a wee nod to sensitivity

[Nick V]

Not the best weekend to have this thread lads.
Not a dig, just maybe a wee nod to sensitivity

A very good point Yoshie! It just didn't click when I posted!

Cheers, Nick

[Predictable Bob]

My bad - sorry guys

[JUDWAK]

Not the best weekend to have this thread lads.
Not a dig, just maybe a wee nod to sensitivity

understud