There really is no hope for this country is there?

[Albannach]

As I thought. You're baiting me again. Very sad, how so very, very sad...

I wasn't, it's just you being paranoid.

[Apache]

"it's a sad sad situation...and it's getting more and more absurd"

Quite true Vince, but sorry seems to be the hardest word.

Personally, I fall into the 'shoot the fecker' camp.

[POPEYE]

"Saturday nights alright for fighting" if anyone fancys going round there and kicking the $hit out of im

[Apache]

Nice tune, lots of hooks...

[gwh200]

And the drugs don't work...except lethal injections!

Can't think of a princes/punch up related song.

[Apache]

Little blood red corvette?

Tonight I'm gonna tw@t your face like its 1999?

Hi Gra!

[gwh200]

Evening andy, like your style. It's given me the inspiration I needed.

How much is that "would you like it doggy style" in the window

or...


You are the "get your pants of love, I'm needing to blow me struthers" sunshine of my life.

Or am I barking...indeed dogging, up the wrong tree...or car bonnet even?

[Apache]

There was an Echo and the Bunnymen in there Gra.

'When you said its love, do you mean up my backside love'?

[JUDWAK]

you have blown my head

[slobodan]

you have blown my head

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[gwh200]

There was an Echo and the Bunnymen in there Gra.

'When you said its love, do you mean up my backside love'?

Perhaps the cure...

Lovecats...but don't let the RSPCA know about it.

Or hit me with your rhythm stick, but no council gritter action

or some nice soft rock pap


If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me, my cavernous womba.

But let's end with a classic,


Steins as bent as a bag of pikey spanners.

This is much more fun than getting irate over some maimed jerk.

[Apache]

Perhaps the cure...

Lovecats...but don't let the RSPCA know about it.

Or hit me with your rhythm stick, but no council gritter action

or some nice soft rock pap


If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me, my cavernous womba.

But let's end with a classic,


Steins as bent as a bag of pikey spanners.

This is much more fun than getting irate over some maimed jerk.

Mass murderer version - 'If you cleave me now'

Or Prince, as before Little Red Engorged Corvette

[BUSHWHACKER]

But let's end with a classic,


Steins as bent as a bag of pikey spanners.........

To the tune of "Seventy six trombones"?

[BioHazard]

I won't be coming home tonight
My generation will put it right
We are just making promises
That we know we'll never keep

[TOYOTATONY]

having a wee chuckle here, but If you think you are being baited, then surely ANY response ( even that one )is an indication that youve taken the bait ?

Bogus

Quite right Bogus & I'm having a chuckle about it to. (Contrary to popular belief, I do have a sense of humour.) The problem is if you answer you're getting baited, but if you don't you're a wimp. It's what makes 'intentional baiting' such an effective annoyance tool. Not everybody gets along, that's nature. I just think that once it's established that you have a problem with someone, either try to resolve it amicably or just leave each other alone. There are some however that won't do either due to the perverse pleasure they get. Combine that with the fact that I will not be pushed around by anyone & you have a recipe for continued conflict.

Or...is Albannach right & I'm being a bit paranoid? Could be...but I don't think so. Could be that despite his denial, he does sniff his cats & is making him a bit crazy!

Regards
Tony