What is this hole in my Surf?

[gwh200]

Tut tut. Every one should know this one. Its an aperture, that distorts time/space. It is,indeed, a vortex in the space time continum. If you try and use it for any other reason than time travel, gene luck pick ard will appear and meet you before you think of misusing it and then go off in the starship blakes seven...or sumfink.

[che2318]

that hole is meant to be in the front bumper as it contains the deflector shield which prevents particles damaging the truck while it travels at warp speeds.

[MWS]

You're ALL wrong! It's the hole for the starting handle for the Porsche 911 fitment, that was a lesser know engine option on the 93 - 95 SSRG's (KNZ911)....Cheers....Mick.

[gary-r]

His truck is outside my house and Garry is in Holland, it'll be a nightmare logistically!

im sure if you just stick in some of that red oil you have in the shed itll be ok.
tonys solution sounded painful - id give that a miss

ill fit a dump valve later on just in case the flux capacitor explodes.

[argocat]

My winch rope pops out of there

[Mrs B]

your all so silly...it's were you plug in the hair straightners....
shall i just get me coat now?

[MWS]

your all so silly...it's were you plug in the hair straightners....
shall i just get me coat now?

Look carefully, Michelle. Its not a third gen.....Cheers....Mick.

[gwh200]

Dont ask what your hole can do for you, but what you can do for your hole

Winston Churchill.


Ohhhhhh...yes,yes,yes.

Bulldog Churchill.


Screechy fat fcukwit lezzer.


Julie Burchill (sounds like churchill, so close enough).

[puddlesurfer]

im sure you could equip some sort of 'james bond' device to put in that hole.

Would be handy if you wired up a button to a washer bottle and motor and filled it brake fluid - when some **** in a BMW sits right up your chuff when your doing 70mphon a motorway - press the button!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Would be handy if you wired up a button to a washer bottle and motor and filled it brake fluid - when some **** in a BMW sits right up your chuff when your doing 70mphon a motorway - press the button!

If that happens, just momentarily stomp on the brake pedal, they'll drop their pasty/phone/Twix/ and make a mess of their seat, especially the mess at the thought of going under the rear of a 4X4.

[dieselboy]

This is a pic from the internet but my 2nd Gen has the same hole.

What is it for?

The "Insert 20p here" sticker seems to have fallen off.

[dieselboy]

If that happens, just momentarily stomp on the brake pedal, they'll drop their pasty/phone/Twix/ and make a mess of their seat, especially the mess at the thought of going under the rear of a 4X4.

Have done, and I do this plenty of times.

[Calos]

It is a portal to use the 2nd spare wheel crank, but yours has either had an older 2nd gen bumber fitted, or the spare wheel fitted with a rear mounted spare.

Boring I know, but come on lol

peace
cal

[MWS]

It is a portal to use the 2nd spare wheel crank, but yours has either had an older 2nd gen bumber fitted, or the spare wheel fitted with a rear mounted spare.

Boring I know, but come on lol

peace
cal

ALL 2nd gens have that hole (in their bumbers), Cal....Cheers....Mick.

[Wolfracer]

...doing 70mph on a motorway....

Show off!

Obviously not a 2.flaw owner then?!