Is there anyone local to me?

[puddlesurfer]

I'd rather have an hour on the allotment.

Is that a metafor for something else?

[gwh200]

bet if i offered sexual favours out in exchange for help repairing the truck you would all be local!
Still not fixed....still broke....still requiring cross member and t box! ARGGHHHH!!! I want my baby fixed.

sexual favours bit...hour on the allotment bit....

Is that a metafor for something else?

cone on guv...keep up!

[Rustinho]

bet if i offered sexual favours out in exchange for help repairing the truck you would all be local!
Still not fixed....still broke....still requiring cross member and t box! ARGGHHHH!!! I want my baby fixed.

Only if you don't tell the wife! lol
Oh, and I'd need to know what the hell I was doing to fix your truck too.

Sorry I can't be of any help but if you're passing through Stoke I'm sure you'd be welcome for a brew.