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i been off line a bit coz the wife has ripped out the front room
when i heard her say the front room needs doing up
in my head i think paint papers carpets ya know
in her head its wireing new sockets switchs new plasted walls fire tv carpets 3 peace sweet
so i have to suffer
women eh?
i could live in a wooden shed and be happy iam a bit ruff and ready type of man
iam more a spit and sawdust man
she's all into style and whats in this season it cracks me out
but i leave her too it coz iam a softy realy
been with her 18 years and for some reason i still love the b1tch
i say wife but she's not
i wont marry her its a long story and i aint been online for a bit so i tell ya
coz ya not been judwaked for a while
i was 17 when i meet her i moved in that day and no matter how hard i tryed (if you know what i mean) it was a no for a very long time i liked that about her i had only been with her 3 mouths and my dad went to look at a cottage in whitby so i asked if she would like to come along
while we was there i took her into whitby church
give the word to the vicar there
and on one knee i asked her to marry me
well she's not the type of girl to hold back and she dint
she shouted f*ck off
so i hold it against her
she says it was said in shock
she ask's me every leep year so i give to same answer
iam a romantic bastawrd realy
anyhow have i missed owt
when i heard her say the front room needs doing up
in my head i think paint papers carpets ya know
in her head its wireing new sockets switchs new plasted walls fire tv carpets 3 peace sweet
so i have to suffer
women eh?
i could live in a wooden shed and be happy iam a bit ruff and ready type of man
iam more a spit and sawdust man
she's all into style and whats in this season
it cracks me out but i leave her too it coz iam a softy realy
been with her 18 years and for some reason i still love the b1tch
i say wife but she's not
i wont marry her its a long story and i aint been online for a bit so i tell ya
coz ya not been judwaked for a while
i was 17 when i meet her i moved in that day and no matter how hard i tryed (if you know what i mean) it was a no for a very long time i liked that about her i had only been with her 3 mouths and my dad went to look at a cottage in whitby so i asked if she would like to come along
while we was there i took her into whitby church
give the word to the vicar there
and on one knee i asked her to marry me
well she's not the type of girl to hold back and she dint
she shouted f*ck off
so i hold it against her
she says it was said in shock
she ask's me every leep year so i give to same answer
iam a romantic bastawrd realy
anyhow have i missed owt
What's worse is my new wheels and suspension lift is on hold 'cos I don't have time to do it or the money anymore 
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