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    not been funny to the women on here or women in general
    but my word if only man could harness that power of a womans gob
    there be no need for an engine

    my wifes mate has left her bloke
    and dudes
    they sit and whine on for ages about things that are over 20 years old now

    i cant full remeber what they even said
    i went into trance mode
    ya know were the sound of women cant get ya
    the mans trance mode
    thank god for the blokes trance mode
    if it was not for trance mode
    my ears would have set a fire tonight

    they av split yes its bad yes its not nice
    but its been feki weeks now get over it

    i had to give my opinion a few times too
    no idea what they were on about i just said yes
    that sparked it off fek knows what i said yes too but it get em going
    then it was haaa back in trance mode
    just poped out of it and there gone
    i bet i even said good by too but cant remeber em going

    do all men have a trance mode?
    coz mines pritty good
    am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

  • #2
    How would you engineer that..
    a V8 - eight womens jaws all connected to a crankshaft...timing would be an issue...
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Vultch View Post
      How would you engineer that..
      a V8 - eight womens jaws all connected to a crankshaft...timing would be an issue...
      timing with xfactor
      am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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      • #4
        timing would deffo be an issue we all know how difficult it is to shut one womans mouth how the hell could you time them to shut in a pre-determined sequence?????????
        I'M ALWAYS IN THE SH'T, IT'S ONLY THE DEPTH THAT VARIES!!!!!!!!

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        • #5
          ya know what gets me about it all
          they dont talk they shout
          its like listening to a brood of hens

          these are yorkshire lasses so its full of swear words
          am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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          • #6
            Originally posted by tonupteabag View Post
            timing would deffo be an issue we all know how difficult it is to shut one womans mouth how the hell could you time them to shut in a pre-determined sequence?????????
            a telly and xfactor or even hollioaks
            am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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            • #7
              its the only way to time a woman
              am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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              • #8
                Originally posted by JUDWAK View Post
                ya know what gets me about it all
                they dont talk they shout
                its like listening to a brood of hens

                these are yorkshire lasses so its full of swear words
                i've got 18 and 19 year old daughters so i know about shouting in such a high octive that your ears end up ringing afterwards for ages, and the fact of how many words they get out in one sentence without passing out through oxygen depravation, i still think women can breathe through their ears in times of need though
                I'M ALWAYS IN THE SH'T, IT'S ONLY THE DEPTH THAT VARIES!!!!!!!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Vultch View Post
                  How would you engineer that..
                  a V8 - eight womens jaws all connected to a crankshaft...timing would be an issue...
                  We could just use Twised Instigators mouth and build a two stroke, one cylinder going very fast!
                  “Do or do not... there is no try.”

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