my cats story

[gwh200]

No He's not completely turned fruitbat, however he gets like this when he's been smokin his toe nails

And eating "organically".

[JUDWAK]

i'll ask then

if you lot think iam fruirt loops
wait till ya meet chadas mcgee

anyhow i'll go find him and ask
he's just had his fresh fish so he should be in a good mood
i'll see what he says

[JUDWAK]

chads says i can tell you about bannockburn

chad in 1300 was working with the brits trying to stop the scotts from invadeing
he worked for edward the first
but chad never trusted edward

at this piont in history Judas Iscariot was tricking the scotts
and playing edward in to invading scottland John Baliol was sort of king of the scotts then

chad was just waiting for the back up to go in to scottland
chads only intestion was to kill Judas Iscariot

once chad relised that Judas Iscariot was behind all this
chad helped to lead a rebellion with William Wallace

William Wallace know about judas and why chad was there
he did all he could to defete the brits but edward the first
did manage to kill william
judas playing his part judas started rumors that it was robert bruce double cross william it was judas doing what he dose best

this made Robert Bruce the king of the scotts
and this pleased chad
John Baliol was way too weak by now judas was working on his sole taking his brave
Robert Bruce had fought judas a few times but kept it quiet
judas was then know by the scotts has Ceridwen
it was said by the locals that Ceridwen was a witch

but she was a widow judas turned up killed her husband and took over Ceridwen's mind
judas made her do horrible things

chad and robert de bruce (chad says i have to put the DE in? )
both know who Ceridwen was and she had to die
they also know they could never defete judas untill the brits fell

robert de bruce and chad worked to gether for the next 28 years
to fight and defete the brits
robert de bruce defeted edward the second at bannockburn
edward the second was sending kids has youg has 12 in to battle
this enraged chad and robert de bruce
so chad give part of his sole to the armys of the scotts to help over throw the brits
once the defet was over
chad raced to Ceridwen only to find judas gone and her dead



i did spare a lot of details out of that
coz the full story is massive

chad says he has been to about 15 wars like this
and some of his dads storys that chad tells me
go right back in to the Egyptians Greeks or geeks has chad calls em
chads father was from Egyptians / Greek descent

[JUDWAK]

he just dont look the type

[John h]

Is he a 2nd Gen then ?

[yoshie]

chads says i can tell you about bannockburn

chad in 1300 was working with the brits trying to stop the scotts from invadeing
he worked for edward the first
but chad never trusted edward

at this piont in history Judas Iscariot was tricking the scotts
and playing edward in to invading scottland John Baliol was sort of king of the scotts then

chad was just waiting for the back up to go in to scottland
chads only intestion was to kill Judas Iscariot

once chad relised that Judas Iscariot was behind all this
chad helped to lead a rebellion with William Wallace

William Wallace know about judas and why chad was there
he did all he could to defete the brits but edward the first
did manage to kill william
judas playing his part judas started rumors that it was robert bruce double cross william it was judas doing what he dose best

this made Robert Bruce the king of the scotts
and this pleased chad
John Baliol was way too weak by now judas was working on his sole taking his brave
Robert Bruce had fought judas a few times but kept it quiet
judas was then know by the scotts has Ceridwen
it was said by the locals that Ceridwen was a witch

but she was a widow judas turned up killed her husband and took over Ceridwen's mind
judas made her do horrible things

chad and robert de bruce (chad says i have to put the DE in? )
both know who Ceridwen was and she had to die
they also know they could never defete judas untill the brits fell

robert de bruce and chad worked to gether for the next 28 years
to fight and defete the brits
robert de bruce defeted edward the second at bannockburn
edward the second was sending kids has youg has 12 in to battle
this enraged chad and robert de bruce
so chad give part of his sole to the armys of the scotts to help over throw the brits
once the defet was over
chad raced to Ceridwen only to find judas gone and her dead



i did spare a lot of details out of that
coz the full story is massive

chad says he has been to about 15 wars like this
and some of his dads storys that chad tells me
go right back in to the Egyptians Greeks or geeks has chad calls em
chads father was from Egyptians / Greek descent

Dates are a bit ropey mate
invasion was 1296
1298 Bruce becomes gaurdian of Scotland
On 27th March 1306 Bruce was crowned King at Scone {at this point it was Balliol's nephew who was Bruces main apponent}
1307 Bruce was forced to flee by Edward
Bruce returned and fought for years finally in June 1314 he kick the ass of a much larger English army {this was Bannockburn but sad to say Chads worst hour}
1320 Scottish Barrons wrote to the Pope declaring Bruce as their monarch.
Around 400yrs later we were sold out by our own.

Finally your cat called to confirm you are a nutcase

[Phantom]

George oh dear oh dear, have you playing with your magnets again?

[JUDWAK]

i did spare some details

but it is all true
i know my cat would never lie to me