my cats story

[JUDWAK]

tiz what i tell everyone for the last 12 years
the kids love it
not mine i aint got non
i tell anyones kid this the parents have a right laff when they ask about chad


my cat is not realy a cat
his realy name is
chadas mcgee chad for short

he was born 18 years before jesus
he was there when Judas Iscariot betraid jesus

after jesus died
god made chadas mcgee his assassin
he can now shape shift
the last 18 years he has lived with me has a cat i just save his needs

at night he changes back to chadas mcgee allways looking for Judas Iscariot

Judas Iscariot was out cast from heaven and hell he now walks the earth has a vampire

its chads job to find and kill Judas Iscariot

Judas Iscariot is the caurse of wars and disease controlling goverments for his own gain forever laying behined the sences of man we are his cattle

chad will find him



if ya like i could ask chad if he would share one of his storys with you lot

[JUDWAK]

if i ask nicely
he might tell us of one of his encounters with Judas Iscariot

[gwh200]

I always thought Jesus was a black lesbian.

[gwh200]

With one leg.

[che2318]

not that black lesbian with one leg that goes around with a shopping cart full of tins?

[gwh200]

not that black lesbian with one leg that goes around with a shopping cart full of tins?

Only the very one!

[POPEYE]

George!!!!!!! i'm at a loss, sometimes when i log on here i wonder if i've accedentally dropped through the space/time continueium,

GWH!! i think your thinking of the one legged white russian that sh@gged Tony Soprano,

[gwh200]

According to the daily mail we are all going to hell on a handcart...I blame the immigrants.

[POPEYE]

So do i! not enough of em,

[gwh200]

Well I was trying to change the subject ian..sounds like George is doing a doorstep Jehovah witness thing. Better be quiet before he spikes my commy.


For moths.

[Rustinho]

if i ask nicely
he might tell us of one of his encounters with Judas Iscariot

You really are absolutely fruit loops.
I hope you always will be!

[blackpoolsparks]

go on; someones got to say it.

"Can he tell us one of his stories re: his encounters with Judas Iscariot ?"

[rainmaker]

Nor sure about cats, but it sounds like a shaggy dog story to me.

That's because I'm not a cat person

[gwh200]

No really. Rearrange the name George and you get mental, mental, chicken oriental...well it does in Martian anyway.

[John h]

You really are absolutely fruit loops.
I hope you always will be!

No He's not completely turned fruitbat, however he gets like this when he's been smokin his toe nails