my phone rings

[JUDWAK]

but i dont answer it
any ideas why?

[BUSHWHACKER]

Debt collectors after you?

[JUDWAK]

Debt collectors after you?

yes but not that
iam at war with sky
but that aint it

[BUSHWHACKER]

Yes but no but yes but no but yes but no.........

Is your real name Vicky Pollard?

[JUDWAK]

Yes but no but yes but no but yes but no.........

Is your real name Vicky Pollard?

no its vicky pullhard
but some call me sticky vicky
come on we all know a sticky vicky
every towns got one

[JUDWAK]

it keeps ringing and ringing
but nearly every time i answer it its about fek all
inlaws whineing
or
do you want windows
would you like a loan
this is a free public servis message do you have debt of over 15.000 pounds
i iz asif trom BT caring u trom bombay rud u ike tooo reeeturn to beeteee
and then theres mi war with sky
iam at about 15 debt recovery dudes now thay all sent it back to sky
but they keep trying bless em
mi letter to the head office was cool i'll look to see if i still have a copy
tiz done the judwak way

anyone else get these boring phone calls?
trom beetee

[BUSHWHACKER]

no its vicky pullhard
but some call me sticky vicky
come on we all know a sticky vicky
every towns got one

We had a juicy Julie.

[Calos]

We had a juicy Julie.

Juicy Julie.... ?

LUXURY

We had to make do with a SWEATY BETTY...

And something about a bus?

peace
cal

[gwh200]

You don't know you were born. We had to make do with a hairy Mary



And when she went on holiday we had to put up with
shaggy maggy.

[Hilux]

And what about "FAT PAT".

[POPEYE]

All i got was Mrs Palm

[JUDWAK]

we have a trucker fuker called that coz she hangs at the lorry park

tanya ass called that coz she all ways looks like she just had her ass smacked
and her name is tanya

scary mary called that coz she is fekin scary

mucky mary called that coz she is mucky

sharnt tell called that coz she dont tell

blinky sue called that coz she blinks all the time

smoke choke and poke called that coz she dont do nowt else

eedi poo called that coz she poo's

manky mandy and she realy is

and thats just the women that come in the pub