Tiger

[slobodan]

What's the news been like about Tiger Woods in the UK? some strange goings on there don't you think?
First he hits a fire hydrant, well, I've done that, but my wife didn't smash the window with a golf club and pull me out.

Then his MIL rushed to hospital, apparently no adverts on US TV have been shown for a while that feature him.
Weird stuff?

[wiggy]

Been caught cheating and his wife went to batter him.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8403418.stm
... then his offical story....

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.


What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Sorry bout the jokes best i can manage today!

[adpsimpson]

Tiger who? Oh, he's a golfer isn't he? Golf never really interested me.

[fonecrusher1]

In all fairness Tiger Woods has become a global sports brand, his name is one of the most recognizable in the world.
If your exposed to the level of scrutiny that he is he must have known that his actions would eventually lead to the media circus that now surrounds this incident.
And the missus running out the door with a golf club chasing after him in his car like that bit in terminator 2? Thats just thick.
Lot of people saying he lost the head after his father died. Might have something to do with it?

[slobodan]

Lot of people saying he lost the head after his father died.

He kept the head?

[fonecrusher1]

He kept the head?

Huh??

[slobodan]

he lost the head

[fonecrusher1]

Sorry mate, 'lost the head' in Uk & ireland means he went a bit off the rails or a bit loopy. Temporarily mentally unstable.

[Predictable Bob]

Sorry, I can't leave it any longer .....

Slobby is reasonably familiar with the English language - cos he's a Brit !

[fonecrusher1]

Sorry, I can't leave it any longer .....

Slobby is reasonably familiar with the English language - cos he's a Brit !

Oops i thought he was Serbian!!! Well it does say hes living in Serbia.

[slobodan]

Darn sarf where I did come from we say 'lost is ed'

'Lost the head' i fought e maybe kept it in a glass jar or summit.

[Tiger]

Tiger who? Oh, he's a golfer isn't he? Golf never really interested me.

No it's me

[dieselboy]

In case you didn't know, I've also slept with Tiger Woods.

[Tiger]

In case you didn't know, I've also slept with Tiger Woods.

wooow thats deffo not me

[gwh200]

In case you didn't know, I've also slept with Tiger Woods.

Apparentley he wasn't impressed with your ...ahem...stroke tony

wooow thats deffo not me

I beleive you wouldn't crash your car chris...even if you were looking for tbd fag lighter....