Great sunday evening

[POPEYE]

The pc got a virus and crashed and i superglued me finger and thumb together!!, dont suppose anyone missed me judgeing by "that" thread,
pc's sorted today with a bigger hard drive, eventually got my didgets apart with some thinners, panicked a bit tho, first thought was how am i gonna wipe my arse!! tried pulling it, scalple, soap and hot water, hurts like a SOB

[greecysurf]

The pc got a virus and crashed and i superglued me finger and thumb together!!, dont suppose anyone missed me judgeing by "that" thread,
pc's sorted today with a bigger hard drive, eventually got my didgets apart with some thinners, panicked a bit tho, first thought was how am i gonna wipe my arse!! tried pulling it, scalple, soap and hot water, hurts like a SOB

Isn't that supposed to happen on a monday,

[Albannach]

The pc got a virus and crashed and i superglued me finger and thumb together!!, dont suppose anyone missed me judgeing by "that" thread,
pc's sorted today with a bigger hard drive, eventually got my didgets apart with some thinners, panicked a bit tho, first thought was how am i gonna wipe my arse!! tried pulling it, scalple, soap and hot water, hurts like a SOB

What thread?

Supergluing fingers is funny, unles it's one's own fingers!

[BioHazard]

The pc got a virus and crashed and i superglued me finger and thumb together!!, dont suppose anyone missed me judgeing by "that" thread,
pc's sorted today with a bigger hard drive, eventually got my didgets apart with some thinners, panicked a bit tho, first thought was how am i gonna wipe my arse!! tried pulling it, scalple, soap and hot water, hurts like a SOB

Ha Ha ........ Good job you were not having a pee when the glue set

[steve s]

The pc got a virus and crashed and i superglued me finger and thumb together!!, dont suppose anyone missed me judgeing by "that" thread,
pc's sorted today with a bigger hard drive, eventually got my digits apart with some thinners, panicked a bit tho, first thought was how am i gonna wipe my arse!! tried pulling it, scalpel, soap and hot water, hurts like a SOB

you used soap and HOT water and a scalpel to wipe your arse. i would have used my other hand oh and paper of course

[MattF]

i superglued me finger and thumb together!!

You ought to try supergluing the lips. They're an absolute bugger to seperate without lashings of skin removal.

[Albannach]

You ought to try supergluing the lips. They're an absolute bugger to seperate without lashings of skin removal.

[slobodan]

I missed you.

[MattF]

Facial lips.

[steve s]

Facial lips.

well were else would you find lips .you are silly sometimes matt

[BioHazard]

well were else would you find lips .you are silly sometimes matt

i wonder if matt watches Porn movies

[steve s]

i wonder if matt watches Porn movies

do porns have lips we only get them frozen you know skin/legs/head off cant be bothered doing all that

[steve s]

is matf into crustaceans then .

[steve s]

is a porn a crustacean i suppose its like crabs n it

[steve s]

can you get crabs on the lips of your porns ?