Oi Lurch, feeling hungry ?

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Even you would struggle with this !!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

[LURCH]

Nah not for me, too healthy, now if they were meat then maybe mmmmmm...

[wetdog]

thats gonna need alot of cream

mick.

[gwh200]

Ahh...lurch and puff pastry. It's the old zombie and pie routine... You know like peaches and cream,cheese and onion, strawberrys and cream... Except this is a complete mismatch. It got me to thinking, what are the two things you would never normally associate with each other. Forget morecambe and wise, think mandelson and gazza. Forget starsky and hutch, think thatcher and cucumber....all I could come up with was a nice cup of tea and a W a n k.... But I am a bit bored

[Shalershasker]

Ahh...lurch and puff pastry. It's the old zombie and pie routine... You know like peaches and cream,cheese and onion, strawberrys and cream... Except this is a complete mismatch. It got me to thinking, what are the two things you would never normally associate with each other. Forget morecambe and wise, think mandelson and gazza. Forget starsky and hutch, think thatcher and cucumber....all I could come up with was a nice cup of tea and a W a n k.... But I am a bit bored

[gwh200]

I've just thought of another.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

all I could come up with was a nice cup of tea and a W a n k.... But I am a bit bored

I've just thought of another.

another W A N K ?

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Sorry Gra, I just couldn't resist that one

[gwh200]

Well I do need to work on my hand eye coordination trev

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Hows the truck going now ?

[BUSHWHACKER]

Hows the truck going now ?

He's got other things on his mind...er...hand at the moment!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

He's got other things on his mind...er...hand at the moment!

[gwh200]

He's got other things on his mind...er...hand at the moment!

At my age vince I would rather have an hour on the allotment.
The motor is going very well thanks trev...well worth the hassle

[BUSHWHACKER]

At my age vince I would rather have an hour on the allotment.
The motor is going very well thanks trev...well worth the hassle

At you age??/

Oh great, how does that make me feel, I've got seven years on you!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

[jumps the zimmer frame back to the bidewee retirement home] !