made me smile

[Draig]

this is going to get me in trouble again isn't it? - to all the women drivers - sorry

[marky]

oh look the women are'nt happy

[sumo]

this is going to get me in trouble again isn't it? - to all the women drivers - sorry

I thunk you did it this time The wife saw the post and Then an crossed her face.
All I can say is if your at the pit on oct 12 She knows your an offroad newbie, and she breaks Landcruiser springs for fun.

Sumo & Mrs Sumo.
And she plays ROUGH

[Greebo]

Oh well, all for one and all that!!!

[hormygollop]

Oh well, all for one and all that!!!

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded car parks,
especially in the evening hours, The Hemel Hempstead Council has established
a
"Women Only" car park in Old Market area of Hemel Hempstead . Even
the
car parking attendants are female in order to foster a comfortable
environment for the women patrons.

Attached is a picture taken on the opening day of this "world's first"
parking lot for women only.

[hormygollop]

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't!
The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath.
The other blonde said anxiously,







"Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

[marky]

HORMYGOLLOP R.I.P HE DID'NT DESERVE IT.


he was attacked by hordes of angry female motorists in his local tesco car park. he couldnt take being belted with handbags

[rich]

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded car parks,
especially in the evening hours, The Hemel Hempstead Council has established
a
"Women Only" car park in Old Market area of Hemel Hempstead . Even
the
car parking attendants are female in order to foster a comfortable
environment for the women patrons.

Attached is a picture taken on the opening day of this "world's first"
parking lot for women only.

I didn't realise that everybody in Hemel was Italian!

[Draig]

I knew it I knew it - I'm in deep do do. mrs Sumo - I think you're a wonderful person, you obviously are a person of impeccible charactor and have a warm caring nature.
I have not met you but I'm sure you'll take pity on an old quivering wreck like me.

now does that get me off the hook?

yea yea i know guys - I wimped out but I really wanna keep my springs sprung. - I'll even behave for a week or two well after this one




One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am.... could I see your driver’s license...?"
"What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer.

After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
"Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration..... What’s that?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment," said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute," said the cop and walked back to his car.

The officer radioed into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back;
"Ummm.... is this woman driving a red sports car?"

"Yes," replied the officer.

"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher.
"Uh... yes" replied the cop.

"Here's what you do," said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your trousers and pants."

"WHAT!!? I can't do that. It's..... Inappropriate," exclaimed the cop.

"Trust me..... Just do it," said the dispatcher.

So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his kit, just as the dispatcher said.

The blonde looks down and sighs, "Oh no ... not ANOTHER breathalyser."

[Guest]

I didn't realise that everybody in Hemel was Italian!

Why do you think my title is "The Godfather". Actually no I'm not Italian, neither is my wife and Daughter. Anyway if they were all Italian, the road would be littered with rearview mirrors (First Rule of Italian Driving - The Gumball Rally).

Cheers

[Linda]

he he he - I like that one Draig....

[Dunno]

Well gang what about these.

I am sure no of us surfer's agree with doing any of these to "Her In Doors".


Or Do We????????????????????

Paul

[rich]

Well they do keep telling us that they are the stronger sex!

[Purpledoris]

Its fairly obvious to me that these "men" have a serious condition that usually affects only men - it's a form of cramp normally affecting the forearm, which is why the girls are doing the heavy stuff!!

Right guys - get your retaliation in whilst i go and play "worms armageddon"

Bye

Lou

[marky]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...&category=4249 one for the ladies