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**biosurf** · 19 September 2009, 22:55

Thats a great one! Think he could be a relative of Ali Bongo?

**JUDWAK** · 19 September 2009, 23:00

looks like ya hit the jack pot

**Bibs** · 19 September 2009, 23:05

Originally posted by Apache View Post

No, not a lottery win. Just received this email! Woohoo!!!!

Vous �tes invit� :: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE
Par votre h�te: kazim Zongo

Date: vendredi 18 septembre 2009
Heure: 23h 00 - 0h 00 (GMT+00:00)
Rue: Dear Friend, I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we never met before. I am Mr.KAZIM ZONGO, Auditing andzAccounting section of Bank of African(B.O.A).I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of twelve million five hundred Thousand united state dollars ($12.5 USD) Immediately to your account. The fund has been dormant (in-active) for 10 years in our Bank here without any body coming for it. I want to release the fund to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer Mr. Andreas Schranner (the owner of the account) who died a long with his supposed next of kin in air crash since on 31st July 2000. I don't want the fund to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund, so this is the reason why I contacted you, so that my Bank will release the fund to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer. For more informations about the crash you can visit this site:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested. Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you more details regarding this transaction and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned amount if you agree to help me execute this business. And also after the funds has been transfered into your bank account you will take 10% out as a compensation for the expenses you will make in this transaction and 50% is for me. I need to hear from you urgent so that I will give you more information regarding this transaction.1. SEND YOUR FULL NAME 2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER 3. AGE.Waiting for your urgent response so that we will starts immediately. Best Regards, Mr.KAZIM ZONGO

**JUDWAK** · 19 September 2009, 23:06

top secret?
but his name in google

**greecysurf** · 19 September 2009, 23:08

Your doing better than me, last email i got was from the inland revenue, telling me they had a refund of 234.12 pence for me, from my 2008 tax return, to receive it they needed all my bank details, providing a link to hmrc.co.uk, which asked for address, date of birth, bank details, card no ,pin no etc.
so i filled it in,

1 Fcuk off
B****x
Outer Mongolia.

Bank of get stuffed,
address, no money street,
Moscow,

acc no 1111111111111111111111111
iban 222222222222222222222222

card no 33333333333333333333333
pin, ****

Never got me tax rebate, can't understand why, oh i know, left UK in 2005,
so no tax return,

**Albannach** · 19 September 2009, 23:08

Originally posted by JUDWAK View Post

but his name in google

So is mine

**Brummie** · 19 September 2009, 23:10

aaaah its your turn. I wondered what had happened because I haven't had one of those for a few weeks now

mind you I,m still getting ones asking me to update my details for bank accounts I haven,t got.

**Apache** · 19 September 2009, 23:10

My, he's a busy chap! Even his brothers and sisters in the Zongo family are bankers too!

Sorry about blowing up your secret old chap, but it seems your notoriety precedes you as you are a popular search on Google as George says

**blackpoolsparks** · 19 September 2009, 23:20

do you remember that link to the site last year where they actually replied to these people and got them to do all kinds of silly stuff (like take pictures of themselves) always with the premise that the money was just round the corner. If you have nothing better to do, just play along for a while. Ill try to find the link.

**That Ruddy Squirrel** · 19 September 2009, 23:22

Originally posted by blackpoolsparks View Post

do you remember that link to the site last year where they actually replied to these people and got them to do all kinds of silly stuff (like take pictures of themselves) always with the premise that the money was just round the corner. If you have nothing better to do, just play along for a while. Ill try to find the link.

This one ? - http://www.419eater.com/

**blackpoolsparks** · 19 September 2009, 23:24

thats the one
i spent hours reading it
its great

**That Ruddy Squirrel** · 20 September 2009, 15:16

Oh look, now it's my turn to be offered funds

(No Subject)‏
From: Mr Tai Lin (aja2themax@sbcglobal.net)

Sent: 20 September 2009 00:53:11
To:
Dear Friend,
I am Tai Lin, Principal Assurance manager for the Huaxia Bank in China. I am getting in touch with you regarding the estate of Alfred Alemoor and an investment placed under our banks management 7 years ago.
I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contact you independently and no one is informed of this communication.
In 2000, the subject matter; Alfred came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 8.35 million United States dollars, which he wished to have us invest on his behalf.
Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at this point at over 10 million United States Dollars. In mid 2002, he instructed that the principal sum (8.35M) be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments in Hong Kong and China. We got in touch with a specialist bank in China, the Guangdong Development Bank (GDB) who agreed to receive this money for a fee and make cash available to Alfred. However Guangdong Development Bank got in touch with us last year that this money has not been claimed. On further enquiries we found out that Alfred was involved in an accident in Mainland China, which means he died intestate. He has no next of kin.
What I propose is that since I have exclusive access to his file, you will be made the beneficiary of these funds. My bank will contact you informing you that money has been willed to you. On verification, which will be the details I make available to my bank, my bank will instruct GDB to make payments to you. You do not have to have known him. I know this might be a bit heavy for you but please trust me on this. For all your troubles I propose that we split the money in half. In the banking circle this happens every time. The other option is that the money will revert back to the state.
Nobody is getting hurt; this is a lifetime opportunity for us. I hold the KEY to these funds, and as a Chinese National we see so much cash and funds being re-assigned daily. I would want us to keep communication for now strictly by the above email.
Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to t the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should act swiftly on this. Please pardon my writing mistakes. Please get back to me immediately email.
I await your response.
Tai Lin

Anyone for a chinese takeaway

**greecysurf** · 20 September 2009, 15:54

My goodness, all that money, you can definatly retire now

.
you could always tell him you will take the money in free takeaways from your local chinese, probaly related.

**johnd** · 20 September 2009, 17:45

string the ####er along for as long as you can , think of it as your civic duty .

ask him if he will send you 1k just to prove it is legit and give him some payment details for cancer reserch or help for heros and tell him if that go's fine you will deal with him .
other that that , burn the ####er , i hate conmen.

john

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