Hobbies and interests

[biosurf]

Just been reading a quite senior persons CV

the last thing on their Cv is


INTERESTS AND HOBBIES:

Song writing, Poetry, Guitar, Piano, Singing, Tennis, Music, Art ,Painting and Sketching, Needlework, Furniture Paint Effects.


WTF?

[goodcat]

how did you get hold of Rolph Harris's CV?

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

how did you get hold of Rolph Harris's CV?

It can't be Rolf's

There's no mention of bestiality and bondage

Tie me kangaroo down sport

[goodcat]

[guysturg1]

that wasn't there cv, it was there application for britains got talent

[gwh200]

Can't be steins then, it says nothing about bothering sheep

[surfenstein]

Can't be steins then, it says nothing about bothering sheep

oh its really no bother at all gra.

[gwh200]

oh its really no bother at all gra.

But where's the hump suit wearing bloke chasing him?

[surfenstein]

But where's the hump suit wearing bloke chasing him?

what this one.

[Vultch]

Guys...it was the needle craft the bothered me... the rest was ok

[Albannach]

Guys...it was the needle craft the bothered me... the rest was ok

Why? My mate's Mrs does it, she makes a few bob at it too.

[Apache]

WTF is a 'furniture paint effect' - and why would you put that on a CV???

[MattF]

WTF is a 'furniture paint effect' - and why would you put that on a CV???

Crackling, wood grain etc.

[Vultch]

Why? My mate's Mrs does it, she makes a few bob at it too.

For a Mrs it grand.... if its for a he....

[Apache]

Cant understand why you would list that on a CV... surely once you've decorated your house, you dont do it with enough regularity to make a hobby out of creating 'new and wonderful' paint effects on your furniture???

If I was a prospective employer, I'm not sure whether I'd be impressed or scared off by those things!